stress nutting

When you are cramming for a test, but instead of studding, you decide to bust a fat nut into your textbook or notes.

Bro I couldn't take it anymore, i have cum all over my walls from stress nutting

by The Str3ss Nutt3r l33t April 20, 2018

You can link my hairly nut

When someone tries to type "you can lick my hairy nut" but has a concave brain. They probably also suck at driving and have a weird obsession with rice and anal.

I only crashed twice this week, you can link my hairly nut!

by SpicyFuckingBalls August 31, 2021

No Nut November

A stupid month that covers up the real problem. The month is actually called "Mowvember" to raise awareness for prostate and testicular cancer along with mens suicide rates. Stop covering it up with No Nut November

John: "Dude it's No Nut November!"
Me: "Stop covering up actual issues."

by Fyredog28 November 2, 2020

hard nut to crack

Someone or something that is difficult to deal with, understand, or influence.

Joanne is a hard nut to crack, but I think I can get her to agree to the contract.

by ronTheDev July 7, 2022

nut and back

to stroke someone from the testicals to the tip of the cock

the world is stroken me from the nut and back

by fagatron June 6, 2018

Nut Dip

The act of penetrating the vaginal entrance with a single testicle

That woman was crazy last night, she wanted to fit the whole sack, but she settled for a nut dip!

by Zez0wn3r January 17, 2020

purple nut mole

That feeling when Ashlee can’t spell

Damn she purple on my nut till I mole aka purple nut mole

by Bc2292 June 16, 2023