when you have a chicks head hanging off the bed, you’re throat fucking her and you thrust to the bottom of her throat and she clenches and her vice grips of death clench down causing your penis to bleed but then you make her suck it until it stops bleeding. tastes like pennie’s
by daphnehitch May 3, 2024
Get the copper penis mug.1.) The act of putting ice on one's crotch. This can be done to activate your vagus nerve and slow down your heart rate during an anxiety attack, to shrink your Johnson so that you can more easily put on your chastity cage, or to perform a thirsty Frozone.
2.) To break the 4th wall during the course of a dream, such as by cutting to the director of a movie. This can be done to give context behind the use of certain language, to ease tension, or for comedic effect.
2.) To break the 4th wall during the course of a dream, such as by cutting to the director of a movie. This can be done to give context behind the use of certain language, to ease tension, or for comedic effect.
Stella Artois: "I can't wait til you give me a Michael penis"
Kevin: "What's that, are you seeing somebody else?"
The Direktor: "No, Kevin. The Michael penis is a classic dreamfilming and medical bedroom technique with a deep and well-established history. I detail it in my bestselling book, the Art of Michelangelo Penisian, which you can order in any major bookstore or on my 24/7 birthday party entertainment hotline."
Kevin: struggling not to break character "Alright, whatever, shut up! I don't give a flying flip what the flop a Michael p-penis is, man."
Fin
Kevin: "What's that, are you seeing somebody else?"
The Direktor: "No, Kevin. The Michael penis is a classic dreamfilming and medical bedroom technique with a deep and well-established history. I detail it in my bestselling book, the Art of Michelangelo Penisian, which you can order in any major bookstore or on my 24/7 birthday party entertainment hotline."
Kevin: struggling not to break character "Alright, whatever, shut up! I don't give a flying flip what the flop a Michael p-penis is, man."
Fin
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Get the inverted penis mug.A sexual fetish in which one or more people cram peanuts into their penis, preferably through the urethra.
This stimulates orgasm by either the peanuts stimulating the prostate or by preventing the bladder from voiding, causing it to stretch and stimulate the prostate.
Both of which have the downside of the sensation of passing a kidney stone, however, some people get turned on by the pain.
This stimulates orgasm by either the peanuts stimulating the prostate or by preventing the bladder from voiding, causing it to stretch and stimulate the prostate.
Both of which have the downside of the sensation of passing a kidney stone, however, some people get turned on by the pain.
Yo dude! I just tried Peanut Penis when I was horny last night, it really hurt, but it felt good too.
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