Hot air balloon

A sexual act that is executed as follows:
The male inserts his foreskin into a receiving individual's anus or vagina and asks said receiving individual to either fart or queef, respectively, thus filling the area between the foreskin and glans penis with warm gas. The male then exits the orifice, swiftly pinching his penis as to trap the air. There must be enough air as to obviously distend the foreskin for this maneuvar to be considered a success.

Man I love getting hot air balloons but am damn tired of the urinary tract infections.

by Enormastit April 28, 2019

Alabama Hot Pocket

The act of taking a shit and stuffing it up a pussy. Then you fuck the shit filled pussy and get the shit smashed up real good. You pull out have her hold her pussy shut. Then you put your head between her thighs and spread her pussy lips open and proceed to eat your shit out of her pussy like a hot pocket fresh out of the microwave with the filling pouring out.

Damn it! I wish I hadn’t cummed in her pussy. I just snowballed my own Alabama hot pocket!!! Guess now it’s a California Hot pocket!

by Captain nignog May 27, 2019

hot birthday cake

When you cum on someones ass and then stuff candles in their anus and light them

I gave my girlfriend a hot birthday cake for her 14th

by analprolapser3600 December 18, 2017

hot tub of love

When your old lady don’t want to fuck, you wait until she passes out, and blow a load in her sleeping eye socket.

That stupid bitch left me hanging again, so I gave her the hot tub of love.

by Paulie Walnutz 88 December 19, 2017

Hot Chocolate Friend

a hot chocolate friendship. good for cold months, but maybe not perfect for all seasons.

-you need friends. even hot chocolate friends. especially when your life goes to shit.

"She/he was my hot chocolate friend. When it was cold it was comforting. When it was warm they were just not there anymore."

by lilpoof April 23, 2017

hot crunchy curls

Created by Vinters, the “Chicago style snacks”, these chips are deep red, and similar to a hot cheeto puff flavor, but has a regular crunchy Cheeto texture. Mostly bought by African Americans.

Thotttiana: Watchu want from the sto?
Shanaquia:girl, you know I want some damn hot crunchy curls! 💦

by Sorryiwashigh November 28, 2017

panama hot tub

When a woman and her partner are too drunk to notice the taste of sour, warm beer. The partner takes a warm beer and puts it in his/her partners vagina then drinks it.

"You look hungover"
"Stop yelling at me, my boyfriend and I did a Panama Hot Tub last night"

by exit#3 February 22, 2018