person 1: man did u see jacks new vid with anna
person 2: yeah man so proud of him for getting her !!
person 2: yeah man so proud of him for getting her !!
by shelly welly November 23, 2021

A slut who has a beautiful, fuckable face but terrible body. You get a large box and cut a hole in the top and put a crank handle on the side of the box. Insert the slut into the box on her knees. Close the box. Crank the handle while humming the “Jack in the Box” tune. She slowly rises and pops her head out. You then commence to fucking her face.
Mike: Tom, check out that slut over there. I’d put a hurting on her.
Tom: Mike, really? Her body looks like a Sasquatch
Mike: Yeah but imagine her in a Jack in the Box.
Tom: oh yeah, I see what you mean
Tom: Mike, really? Her body looks like a Sasquatch
Mike: Yeah but imagine her in a Jack in the Box.
Tom: oh yeah, I see what you mean
by Magnus Hammersmith April 29, 2024

jack has no hair not one fucking bit that man is balder than fucking queen lizzy oi oi. hes balder than my dad and his little mates (they are bald)
“have u seen jack manifold gurtrude”
“yes edwardton”
“opinions on jack manifolds hair”
“he has none LOL”
“manibald”
“oi edwardton we better get to pe we will be late innit”
“gurtrude imma skip i hate fucking pe whoever made pe can go fuck themselves fuck them little shit-bitch”
“agreed”
“yes edwardton”
“opinions on jack manifolds hair”
“he has none LOL”
“manibald”
“oi edwardton we better get to pe we will be late innit”
“gurtrude imma skip i hate fucking pe whoever made pe can go fuck themselves fuck them little shit-bitch”
“agreed”
by homify / pissify April 28, 2022

he is a overweight dosser who thinks taking creatine at a young age was or is good for him both his girlfriends were rawdogged by 2 friends and he has no rizz
beth:jack tried to rizz me up today i felt very harassed
Lucas P:its okay darlin come round he is a wog nothingless
Lucas P:its okay darlin come round he is a wog nothingless
by CamTheGimp August 25, 2022

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by Gue white November 16, 2020

a person whos is the most sus in the group at times but can be straight but we all think is the gayest in the group.
by stoner-coner420 June 22, 2022
