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slept like a bag of spanners

Slang for having a crap nights sleep

Bloke: 'I slept like a bag of spanners last night'

Bird: ' How does a bag of spanners sleep like?'

Bloke: 'Lumpy!'
Bloke: 'I slept like a bag of spanners last night'

Bird: ' How does a bag of spanners sleep like?'

Bloke: 'Lumpy!'
by inniiit March 13, 2014
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bag sale

1. A female with an ugly face but a hot body.
She looked hot at first but when she turned around she was a total bag sale!
by joshy rotten October 17, 2008
mugGet the bag salemug.

Slut bag

A friend from your friend gang ditches you guys to go to a party so he can hang with his girlfriend even though he is most likely a virgin and will remain one for the rest of his life
Chris-"I'm so bored! What should we do tn?"
Jason-"we could go to mikes party but only if you wanna hang with that slut bag traitor Ryan"
by RowdyGang January 2, 2014
mugGet the Slut bagmug.

go dick-a-suck a bag

Legendary phrase used by "Brandon" in kitty0706's "Elliot goes to school" gmod episodes on youtube.
Usually to be used as a comedic way to reject something someone told you to do.
Although not required, it is usually said while throwing something at the person telling you to do something. For comedic effect.
In-game of course.
Teacher: "Brandon you must insert mediocre thing to do"
Brandon: "Go dick-a-suck a bag!" *throws a boot into teacher's face*
by BioSynical January 4, 2024
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Bag

Bag is referring to cocaine
Jake has 1 sip of a bundy and fiens for it.

Any context of any conversation and the word “bag” gets brought up. Everyone looks at everyone and says. “bag”
by sn0w3unny January 27, 2022
mugGet the Bagmug.

Bag Head Syndrome

When your head swells from drinking paper-bagged gas station liquor and it inflates like a balloon, while the rest of your body sheds all of its remaining muscle and you look like a stick figure otherwise. Bag head syndrome is PERMANENT, even when you stop drinking and your head shrinks back to normal, you still have a bunch of loose skin hanging from your noodle because it's permanently stretched out. You can visit a bag head removal specialist, but it's really expensive and no health insurance plan will cover the cost. You can also try mewing.
Allen Iverson's head so fat because of bag head syndrome, from all that liquor he be drinking.
by Obama Phone April 28, 2023
mugGet the Bag Head Syndromemug.

bust that bag open

having or giving anal sex to him or her
“ ima get my bag busted open”.

“lemme bust that bag open”
by _open2discussuion May 5, 2018
mugGet the bust that bag openmug.

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