Chocolate syrup surprise

When your in the act of making love with your wife from behind and you slip your dick into her ass without saying anything first and then she proceeds to diarrhea all over your penis

“yea me and my wife were doing it last might and I gave her the old chocolate syrup surprise”

by Tonka Jahari January 17, 2026

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Anderson Chocolate Surprise

When You Fuck A Girl And Accidentally Put It In Her Ass And She Likes It

We Tried Anal And He Gave Me An Anderson Chocolate Surprise

by 18.Panini January 25, 2026

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a good landing is when you survive

a good landing is when you survive means if you survive it was a good landing

guy: ok nice landing, flaps up
other guy: ok gear up
guy:NO!!!!!!! FUCK!
other guy: YOU SAID GEAR UP!!!
guy: I SAID FLAP, NOT GEAR!! !!!
(part 2)
a good landing is when you survive means if you survive it was a good landing

by onionlight November 26, 2021

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Do you always get up this surly?

What you ask someone who is habitually snapping back at you due to his not having "slept in" long enough in da morning.

"Do you always get up this surly?"
"Yes, I actually DO --- and don't call me 'Shirley'!"

by QuacksO July 24, 2024

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Abe no Jugemu Jugemu Gokō-no surikire Kaijarisuigyo-no Suigyōmatsu Unraimatsu Fūraimatsu Kuunerutokoro-ni Sumutokoro Yaburakōji-no burakōji Paipopaipo Paipo-no-shūringan Shūringan-no Gūrindai Gūrindai-no Ponpokopī-no Ponpokonā-no Chōkyūmei-no Chōsuke

JoJo Fanon character that's name made me have a stroke

Mfer 1: Wow bro you seen the new transfer students?
Mfer 2: Yeah Abe no Jugemu Jugemu Gokō-no surikire Kaijarisuigyo-no Suigyōmatsu Unraimatsu Fūraimatsu Kuunerutokoro-ni Sumutokoro Yaburakōji-no burakōji Paipopaipo Paipo-no-shūringan Shūringan-no Gūrindai Gūrindai-no Ponpokopī-no Ponpokonā-no Chōkyūmei-no Chōsuke right?

by Heatrandevourerofhats January 3, 2025

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