Nut pod

Nut pod is when you jerk off, and you cum into a juul pod. Then vape it will shoving your thumb up your ass

James may hit his nut pod while blushing

by Vapegod69nuttt November 7, 2020

nut drift

When a testicle falls out of your tighty whiteys.

I've got nut drift on my right side.

by Shitstick1969 October 2, 2018

Deez Nuts

Stupid comeback for people who are depressed and cant make a better comeback; Taken from a vine that isn't even the least bit funny.

Mom: what did your dad tell you to do?
Son: "Deez Nuts."

by psmith69412 March 30, 2019

Wog nuts

Those stranger type of nuts found on some wogs

Yo, Maait, do you have those weird wog nuts?

by D Bois June 13, 2024

Top Nut

The highest price you're willing to pay for an item.

"My top nut on that is like 30 bucks."

by EhZStreet March 11, 2022

gazoonkle nuts

That bit of shit that gets stuck on your bum hair after not wiping properly.

My arse is getting a little chaffed, must have left some gazoonkle nuts behind.

by Zillogee December 23, 2020

Ombo Nuts

a more extreme adjective form of the word ombo

Your father has overdosed on crystal meth and he became involved in an accident at the sausage factory, he didn't receive help until 4 weeks after the incident, so there wasn't much we could do. it looks like he's fucking ombo nuts

by Sunshin3 May 24, 2010