Urban Retard

A person who spends most of their time in urbanized areas who is accustomed to having almost everything done for them. This person lacks basic life skills, such as using basic hand tools, replace a light bulb, reset a breaker, etc.

Can you believe James doesn’t know how to replace a burnt out lightbulb? What an urban retard!

by anonymous June 7, 2022

The first word on urban dictionary

The first word on urban dictionary is "brutal" it was published in 1999, on the day urban dictionary was founded. go to page 5 or something to see it.

I sure do wonder what The first word on urban dictionary was....

by John . t . why February 2, 2025

Urban lexicographer

A smart guy named Scott or Scizzott that makes words found in the urban dictionary.

I wish I was a urban lexicographer like that sexy Scott

by Scizzott402 October 5, 2022

Urban Dictionary

A website where you can find the definition of every word oversimplified/oversexualized and in the language of your kind.

I don't know what patriarchy means
Look it up on Urban Dictionary, u will get it

by Iwanttobakepizzatoprocastinate November 22, 2021

Urban dictionary

Website that tells true definition of words most dictionaries wouldn't tell you.

The urban dictionary had curse words in it.

by Redneck888883838383838 September 18, 2017

Urban dictionary

Euphemism checker

Josie : calling me shifty scrag what is he really implying
Stephie : I don't know let's check the urban dictionary

by Reanah June 12, 2017

Urban Dictionary Thief

A word/definition posted on Urban Dictionary that was swiped by a moderator and used as their own.

What the hell? I posted a definition on UD but it's been edited and posted under someone else's username! Freakin' Urban Dictionary Thief mods.

by ooberdoosh November 30, 2015