jack (noun)
Definition:
A mostly normal dude — chill, funny, maybe even kinda cool — but has one glaring weakness: an unholy thirst for a Discord kitten. Like, man’s entire personality shifts when someone says “meow” on mic.
Example:
• “He seemed normal till I heard him call someone his Discord kitten.”
• “Bro’s acting like a total jack right now.”
Related terms:
• kittenless — Jack’s default state.
• meow mode — When Jack’s trying too hard to impress someone on Discord.
• discord dad bod — The physique Jack develops while waiting for his kitten to join VC.
Definition:
A mostly normal dude — chill, funny, maybe even kinda cool — but has one glaring weakness: an unholy thirst for a Discord kitten. Like, man’s entire personality shifts when someone says “meow” on mic.
Example:
• “He seemed normal till I heard him call someone his Discord kitten.”
• “Bro’s acting like a total jack right now.”
Related terms:
• kittenless — Jack’s default state.
• meow mode — When Jack’s trying too hard to impress someone on Discord.
• discord dad bod — The physique Jack develops while waiting for his kitten to join VC.
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There's a few possible parental reactions to seeing their kid doing it.
There's a few possible parental reactions to seeing their kid doing it.
1, (Usually mom): *Scream* "What are you doing?!"
2, (Usually dad): *Sits* "There comes a time in a person's life when they must become an adult. You put the pole in the hole, some people like hole-on-hole. But for pole-hole, when you don't want kids, put on this bit of rubber called a condom on any hole...A woman of course, man-on-man can't end in a baby. If you want a baby, you don't wear one and you put the pole in the wet, throbbing, slippery hole and let the white stuff in it a few times. She'll make noise, which means you're doing good. I'll keep explaining tomorrow."
3, (🔥Rare Drop🔥): "It's okay, everyone does it."
4, (✨️LEGENDARY!!!✨️): *Doesn't care enough to when say anything*
These are parental reactions to their kids who jack off
2, (Usually dad): *Sits* "There comes a time in a person's life when they must become an adult. You put the pole in the hole, some people like hole-on-hole. But for pole-hole, when you don't want kids, put on this bit of rubber called a condom on any hole...A woman of course, man-on-man can't end in a baby. If you want a baby, you don't wear one and you put the pole in the wet, throbbing, slippery hole and let the white stuff in it a few times. She'll make noise, which means you're doing good. I'll keep explaining tomorrow."
3, (🔥Rare Drop🔥): "It's okay, everyone does it."
4, (✨️LEGENDARY!!!✨️): *Doesn't care enough to when say anything*
These are parental reactions to their kids who jack off
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