virginia face mask

When the brother shoots his load on his sister's face and the mother licks it off.

I gave my sister a Virginia face mask but my mom walked in...

by anonymous May 10, 2023

Resting Virgo Face

A perpetual look of focus and determination, characteristic of the Virgo, especially when immersed in thought or action

Wow, look at that bartender's resting Virgo face, as she measures out proportions accurate to the drop! God!

by peter917 December 22, 2022

Stinky (Cat) Face

When a cat sniffs something, like another cat and then leaves it's mouth partially open for a few seconds and makes you laugh.

My cat sniffed my feet for a long time and then made a Stinky (Cat) Face and ran away.

by K2Mookey January 11, 2023

Painting your face

Someone who is "Painting their face" is lying to themselves. They paint their face as a clown does.

"I swear to god I will wake up early tomorrow to do my homework!!" <- painting their face
"I will start going to the gym this semester" <- painting their face
"Hey, I think I'm going to start applying for jobs!" "You're Painting your face, dawg."

by paintingYourFaceRn October 3, 2023

Angel Face Moment

When you are physically attracted to someone in full awareness of how awful of a human being they are, and continue to be out of pure emotional unrestraint.

John: God, I know Jared Leto is a cult leader… but he was so hot as Angel Face in fight club!

Joan: This is literally an Angel Face moment

by Jerry the killer duck August 14, 2023

Slap Face Month

December is when it is officially slap face month. Slap your friend and move on with your life.

"It's slap face month! Sorry, buddy!"

by imblacksodealwithit October 27, 2019

Two faced asshole

When a person has two personalities.

They are usually called Scarlett, Neve, Emily, Molly, Ellie, Sarah, Violet
And so much more

Hi Amanda! *Oh my god she’s such a slut*
Jesus she’s such a two faced asshole

by rarathelion November 10, 2020