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Post-Nut Abstraction

A form of Post-Nut clarity, but so severe that it can lead to long term depression, self harm and even death by suicide.
After jimmy finished wanking off to his gay furry porn, he experienced severe Post-Nut Abstraction. In a blind fit of rage he ran downstairs, grabbed a kitchen knife and stabbed himself 10 times.
by princelothric March 11, 2024
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post nut tiredness

"that was so good I have post nut tiredness"
by bigmanthings100 March 18, 2024
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Post-Nut Confusion

Post-Nut Confusion, (Not to be *confused* with post-nut clarity) is the feeling of confusion after you have just bust a nut. It's like you don't even know what you just watched. You don't feel shame or guilt, just straight-up confusion.
Person 1: What the fuck did I just watch. Dude, I think I just got Post-Nut Confusion right now, not even clarity. I'm just confused as hell.
by skkkys March 22, 2024
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Numb Nuts

Lacks intelligence. Very dumb.
Lang will you ever stop being a numb nuts
by Pheef008 March 27, 2024
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DEPRESSED NUT

When you are engaging in coitus with any species and before the act can be committed the partner in question suspends coitus leaving you hard with no way to deal with it.
by nameofpsudo March 28, 2024
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Nut house

A place where they keep people like you. That's nuts!
I got sent to the nut house when I was 5. That's where I met Taylor Swift!
by SomeonewholikesYES. March 28, 2024
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no nut july

you cant nut starting july 5 to july 30
yo bro its no nut july dont nut!
by floridaboy222 July 5, 2022
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