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You Jack System

Also known as the “Fuck You Jack System” where a person leaves behind a mess, does a half arsed job or just blatantly doesn’t give a fuck because they don’t care about the state of the job, task or place they are working because it will be someone else’s problem when they are gone.

Basically another way to call out people for being lazy flogs.
Sparky 1 - Jeez, cleaning these cable clippings will take forever…
Sparky 2 - Nah mate hasn’t anyone told you we work on the You Jack System!!!

New worker walks into communal kitchen and finds person has used and not replaced any of the paper towel, milk and left dirty dishes behind… thinks to themselves jeez these flogs work on the You Jack System here.
by Leader of the idiot parade January 29, 2024
mugGet the You Jack Systemmug.

Jack

Wow... Jack is so goofy ahh
by Dyelexum April 30, 2022
mugGet the Jackmug.

Jack

That one kid that no one liked in high school. He is very racist and is a massive bitch all the time. He always copies someone else’s work and never does anything by himself. He is insanely retarded and so nobody ever wants to talk to him. He has negative rizz and scares away all the women with his racism.
Look at Jack over there he can’t pull any bitches.
by Heterosexual white man March 14, 2024
mugGet the Jackmug.

Jack

A crazy, influential, wild, and awful person, someone you must look out for. He might drive you up the bend or make you fall in love. In either situation never let him show you a trick with a cigarette or share a shower with you. He's too mad for that and you can do better!
Have you seen "Jack"?
by JulietPlymouth March 7, 2025
mugGet the Jackmug.

jack

by psychoooobitch101 June 2, 2020
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Jack ups

Jack ups are simply trousers that are too short. There are at least 2-3 cm above your ankles.
Example 1 :

Your trousers are serious jack ups.(only if it is really visible that they are above your ankles)
Example 2:

Look at them jack ups, they are too LOL
by Itz_cutequeen October 13, 2017
mugGet the Jack upsmug.

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