Keyboard Monkey

One who has a weak response; trained to give a list of responses when asked a question.

Karen couldn’t answer my question because she doesn’t think for herself. She only replies with what her boss teaches her to say. She sounds like a keyboard monkey.

by Guysemon April 9, 2021

smoking the monkey

The act of masterbating in a very vigorous way to get your load off because of being old.

Paul is so old he is always smoking the monkey trying to get his load off. The Man has severe calloused hands.

by Clamer September 1, 2017

Midnight Monkeys

A group of devious individuals whos sole purpose is to cause criminal mischief.

Them Midnight Monkeys are devious as shit!

by Timfree January 18, 2023

monkey sex gay

when monkey and monkey are ta fart school and touch each others poogina's

I went to the school and saw monkey sex gay

by PresidentEquation434 April 12, 2023

Monkey Ahh

A Stupid Ahh Person

Look At Them Monkey Ahh Folks Trolling On The Net

by Lil Ki October 30, 2024

Monkey Cooties

See 28 Days Later

"I can't believe that priest has Monkey Cooties."

by LoganberryOnUrbanDictionary June 17, 2025

Monkey science

Experimentation via trial and error,

or the act of throwing poop at a wall and seeing what sticks.

friend 1: "hey bro, let's go do some Monkey science."
friend 2: "that's a great idea, let's go make some scatological discoveries!"

by big whisker July 5, 2023