An individual that is extremely erratic and chaotic due to extreme use of methamphetamines it is so far gone that they don't know the difference between reality and fantasy by definition an individual who is solace and is sole purpose is it in goal in their life is to acquire methamphetamines to get high
John is definitely a meth monkey control himself look at how he acts can't even control himself doesn't know he's even acting weird.
by Lady goddess k February 9, 2020
Get the Meth Monkeymug. Ey up.
Term used by them poofs darn sarf.
Nah then a reight bloke who int soft as shite like them southern fairies.
Sez it like it is
Knows ar to tre-at is missis an loves er.
Term used by them poofs darn sarf.
Nah then a reight bloke who int soft as shite like them southern fairies.
Sez it like it is
Knows ar to tre-at is missis an loves er.
by Bernerd November 26, 2021
Get the Northern monkeymug. by Hjjankens December 3, 2024
Get the Malaysian Monkey Muntingmug. Japanese Knot Weed; a persistent little bastard that grows and takes over your garden and potentially your home. Almost Impossible to kill.
by Creeplebap January 13, 2020
Get the Monkey Fungusmug. A Chevrolet Caprice (or like vehicle) that is outfitted with oversized and flashy “rims” with rubber band like tires. Usually also outfitted with twin straight pipe exhaust and some type of livery (M&Ms, Lucky Charms, ect) Most likely to be spotted around tax time.
“Damn my grandma sold her mint condition single owner low miles caprice to Ladarius CrownRoyal Jackson III “
“ won’t be long till I see another monkey chariot around town “
“ won’t be long till I see another monkey chariot around town “
by wannabang0 July 16, 2023
Get the Monkey Chariotmug. if yo momma ask you “hand me that remote right there” & you mumble “you better ask the blind monkey” that “ask the blind monkey” shit replaces the look you give her when she saying bullshit before she pop yo ass
“you’re late to class again, i’ll be making a phone call to your mother asking why you’re always late” okay bitch you better ask the blind monkey
by swagmastermf November 22, 2021
Get the The Blind Monkeymug. A situation in which someone who has recently come into a very large sum of money goes and buys weird, unusual, or taboo things, simply because they can. The phrase itself is derived from Michael Jackson, who bought a pet chimpanzee named Bubbles in the 80's following the success of his album Thriller.
Person 1: I've just fucking won 20 million in the lottery
Person 2: Man, that's a lot of money, what are you going to buy?
Person 1: I'm buying a monkey.
Person 2: Man, that's a lot of money, what are you going to buy?
Person 1: I'm buying a monkey.
by rollacethejazzmaster September 5, 2021
Get the Buying a monkeymug.