It's just a faze he's going through

A dumb-a** parental excuse to supposedly alleviate concerns and/or resentment regarding a juvenile delinquent who causes disruption and distress to those around him.

Like many of da parents and guardians of "spoiled rich kid" individuals, accompanying grownups no doubt tried to assure fellow humans who were shocked and outraged after witnessing Tronald Dump's acting out as a child dat "it's just a faze he's going through", but we can see dat is his case, said obnoxious tendencies never did get significantly better; if anything, in fact, he's actually become much WORSE in many ways.

by QuacksO December 22, 2022

Go back to the railroads

What Russians say when a white person tweaking. Used to be used when white slaves working on the railroads stopped working in Russia.

White: “nah your ugly”
Russian: “Go back to the railroads.”

by Swiftread December 24, 2022

I gotta go use the mathroom

An excuse that one friend makes when they have to go use the bathroom. But they say this instead. Nobody knows why.

"yo guys I gotta go use the mathroom don't start a new game yet."

by Uselessearthboundfan December 29, 2022

Easy cum easy go

Someone with premature ejaculation problem. He cums and goes well.

"Be careful, he's an easy cum easy go. He's doing 'cum speedrun' any%"

by CPU65028080CPU December 31, 2022

Go commit alt+f4 urself

The most deadly insult of all, if you say this to someone, they will instantly disappear from existence.

You should go commit alt+f4 urself kid, ur trash

by SpeedIsKey746 January 5, 2023

Going Full Count

Going full count comes from the movie the Count of Monte Cristo. It happens when The main character becomes a bad ass, and starts absolutely killing it. He’s building up the whole movie, escaping from jail, finding the treasure, winning knife fights, being a pirate, but the transformation is complete when he comes to his party in a hot air ballon, holding a cane, wearing a silk robe. The pinnacle of one’s life, absolutely killing it.

Going full count: has he gone full count yet? Wait for it…

Amazed bystander 1: holy shit dude, is he coming down on a fucking hot air balloon right now, and are there dancers on the ropes.
Amazed bystander 2: dude he’s gone full count.

by T-rentOpotamus January 6, 2023

Go Waffle House

A massive and violent verbal and physical overreaction to a perceived minor slight that results in a complete melee in a public setting.

“Waffle House” originated in late 2022 when drunk and informant customers began assaulting staff at a Waffle House

Go Waffle House: “What did you say??” Aww, no… I’m about to go full on Waffle House up in this piece!!!”

by Gspspinone January 11, 2023