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hellflush your face

To punch someone in the face so hard that, it concaves their face giving it a concave look, similar toa hellflush wheel.
you messed with the wrong guy...now im gonna hellflush your face punk
by Allen the sexy korean January 16, 2013
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Tea Kettle Face

Insult that has a mysterious meaning. This meaning is nearly unsearchable as it is a securely guarded secret.
Brandon called Andrew a tea kettle face. Melissa googles but cannot find any information about this mysterious insult.
by KeeperOfInsults September 22, 2012
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race car to the face

When someone motorboats a man's general jewel package. could also be followed by an excited "VROOOM!"
"Hey baby, how bout a lil race car to the face?"
by BrinkyBoo October 13, 2012
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Face Crush Saga

When someone is lying down playing Candy Crush Saga, but the phone slips out of their hands and smashes them in the face. In some instances it can break someone's nose, knock a tooth loose, bust their lip open, or hopefully knock them out for a little while so they stop sending game requests on Facebook.
"My girl was playing a game of Candy Crush Saga, but it quickly turned into Face Crush Saga. The phone fell on her mouth and knocked a tooth out. She freaked out at first, but regained her composure after a couple of minutes and dipped her tooth in a bowl of milk until she could go see the dentist."
by 13th December 10, 2013
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Checkin' my face

Dude 1: What are you doing?
Dude 2: Checkin' my face.

Dude1: Yo i gotta check mah face.
by NightdesertHawkManguy March 25, 2011
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face shot gang

Face shot gang is when a group of guys perform a circle jerk and attempt to all climax at once, and at the last second all bend over to receive a facial from the guy next to them.
"Hey, you wanna join the boys and me for a face shot gang again tonight?"
"naw man, Edgar jerks like he's trying to pull start a lawn mower"
by Mike Scarn October 14, 2023
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Specialty Face Mask

A sexual act in which a man ejaculates and rubs the ejaculate onto his partners face around bedtime. It will dry overnight and can then be peeled off in the morning to cleanse pores.
Friend 1: “Damn girl your skin looks so good!”

Friend 2: “Thanks, my man has been giving me specialty face masks every night.”
by SillyWilly6969 May 5, 2023
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