Friend 1: i'm bored, time to do a definition on urban dictionary.
Friend 2: Hey, i need u come down for a sec
Friend 1: *looking at the floor 🫤*
Friend 2: hey u good?
Friend 1: it's just because of these urban dictionary editors , i writed a definition normally, WITH NO swear words and they still shitted on my definition.
Friend 2: Probably they had enough you making definitions.
Friend 2: Hey, i need u come down for a sec
Friend 1: *looking at the floor 🫤*
Friend 2: hey u good?
Friend 1: it's just because of these urban dictionary editors , i writed a definition normally, WITH NO swear words and they still shitted on my definition.
Friend 2: Probably they had enough you making definitions.
by Swisswaffle56 February 13, 2024
Guy 1: Urban Dictionary Editors trashed my definition! They are dumbasses!
Guy 2: aww! My definition got published though,
Guy 1: HOW COULD YOUR DEFINITION GET PUBLISHED WHEN MINE DIDNT?
Guy 2: I don't know.
Guy 1: *Grabs knife and screams*
Guy 2: aww! My definition got published though,
Guy 1: HOW COULD YOUR DEFINITION GET PUBLISHED WHEN MINE DIDNT?
Guy 2: I don't know.
Guy 1: *Grabs knife and screams*
by May 11, 2021
urban dictionary editor: hmm this definition is accurately correct and stands by our approvell guidelines .... BORING
also editor:hahahah s#x joke hahahhahahhahhahahahah
also editor:hahahah s#x joke hahahhahahhahhahahahah
by clarebee September 11, 2023
by Abi meshaw August 06, 2022
Stupid cocksucking fuck boys who never publish my definition.
However, that's not all.
When a definition is written, it gets sent to the cocksucking editors to determine whether it should be published or not. And here's the thing - they always accept the most dumb, absolutely doesn't-make-any-fucking-sense definitions about the most meaningless shit ever, but if it's the most hilarious, excellent definitions that make a lot of sense and have a lot of good sense of humor packed in them, they like to reject and piss on it.
And I bet you cocksucking fuck boy editors will reject this definition too, you cocksucking fuck boys.
And one more thing, editors - You all are cocksucking fuck boys.
However, that's not all.
When a definition is written, it gets sent to the cocksucking editors to determine whether it should be published or not. And here's the thing - they always accept the most dumb, absolutely doesn't-make-any-fucking-sense definitions about the most meaningless shit ever, but if it's the most hilarious, excellent definitions that make a lot of sense and have a lot of good sense of humor packed in them, they like to reject and piss on it.
And I bet you cocksucking fuck boy editors will reject this definition too, you cocksucking fuck boys.
And one more thing, editors - You all are cocksucking fuck boys.
Guy1: You doing good with writing your UD definitions?
Guy2: For fuck's sake, I've tried to published 20 of them and all those cocksucking fuck boy Urban Dictionary Editors keep rejecting them one-by-one!!!!! I've worked so hard of all of them
Guy1: Why's that?
Guy2: Obviously. They're cocksucking fuck boys.
Guy1: No shit.
Guy2: For fuck's sake, I've tried to published 20 of them and all those cocksucking fuck boy Urban Dictionary Editors keep rejecting them one-by-one!!!!! I've worked so hard of all of them
Guy1: Why's that?
Guy2: Obviously. They're cocksucking fuck boys.
Guy1: No shit.
by FUCKUDEDITORSBIGTIME March 19, 2021
When you text a 'so called friend' a funny quote for urban dictionary and he puts it on there before you have chance.
"Yo Phil... Fully completely done me over yesterday bro he urban jacked my word man!"
Phil: "He completely urban jacked me the other day aswell!! God that boy has no banter"
Phil: "He completely urban jacked me the other day aswell!! God that boy has no banter"
by GRF10 December 15, 2010
by ohshitheshere November 06, 2020