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Snack-jacked

When friends, family, etc. come to visit and eat all your snacks.
My damn brother came over last night and snack-jacked all my chips.
by shamrock2157 October 28, 2012
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Jack

Jack is charismatic and doesn't care about being a cheater, full of lies and deceit. Massive arsehole with an even bigger head. Stay away from boys called jack.
‘Oh god he was such an arsehole a pretentious arsehole... what was his name?’
‘ with a attitude like that probably a jack’
by Callie songhurst November 14, 2019
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Jack

A british jackass that annoys the fuck out of others, also known as Anon, will most likely lurk underneath your bed requesting to play video games
"That guy is such a Jack, look at him,"
"Oh yeah, he called me his m8 one day"
"he called me a faggot"
by stitchez July 7, 2014
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Jack land

Some one whose dick can not go up, but can still get erect
Damn, that looks like a jack land weiner
by Squid6969 May 9, 2020
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Speaker Jack

Most commonly occurring in a committed relationship or close proximity roommate situation. It is the act of putting ones own show/music/etc on speakers before the other domestic resident can put theirs on speakers, thus forcing them to use headphones. Most relevant when the other party had theirs on speakers first, and due to an interruption they paused/muted their sound, and upon cessation of the interruption, the first party puts their audible content on speakers.
- WTF? I was watching DS:9!
- Hah! Speaker Jacked, bitch!
by Shaytan July 5, 2010
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Jacking On

The opposite of jacking off. So not masturbating. Most people do it.
I was jacking off in the basement, but now I'm jacking on in the attic.
by zonster June 5, 2025
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jack sparrow`s boot

The appearance of a highly sexually active older woman`s vagina. A hanging and leathery labia, resembling the flappy bits at the top a pirate`s boot.
"Steve, I saw you getting off with that blonde MILF last night. What was she like, then?"
"Bud, she went like a fucking steam train. Her twat was a bit worn out though; pissflaps looked like the top of Jack Sparrow`s boot".
by Clothears January 11, 2014
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