Monkey Wrenched

The act of pooping in your hand and throwing it at someone.

Man, I walked into a patients room this morning and was monkey wrenched as soon as I opened the door.

by #1SMTX May 23, 2024

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Red Grass Monkey

A red cow that is born and lives on a farm.

"Don't have anymore red grass monkeys"

by cowsaredope May 24, 2024

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Arctic monkeys

A UK band, indie-rock style

Dude1: You heard the new arctic monkeys album?

by Bilsonfanclub69420 May 30, 2024

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Ad-clear Ass-Monkey

An individual so horrible at the video game: Destiny 2, that the only role they can secure in a multi-player activity is to kill weaker enemies inside of damage encounters.

Where is that Ad-clear Ass-Monkey, and why the fuck isn't he killing ads?

by Jikinirdon June 2, 2024

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HOT MONKEY YOGA

HOT MONKEY YOGA Theirs YOGA ,Theirs Hot YOGA , And Theirs The Monkey Pose. But Nothing Beats Hot Monkey Yoga.

HOT MONKEY YOGA Is A Type Of Yoga That Incorporates The Use Of The Hot Monkey (vagina). My Yoga Instructor, Taught Me, How To Use, Her Hot Monkey. And The Poses She Knew, will be Forever, Indelibly Etched In My Mind.

by Richard ( Dick ) Gozinia June 2, 2024

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