Jack Oakley

The hottest kid you will ever meet

"Wow he is Jack Oakley"

by Buttered Cornflakes June 20, 2023

Jack

A guy who has long top teeth that shoot out of his mouth and make him look like a beaver. Pretty special if you ask me.

Some dude: Look at Jack he looks like a rabbit.

Some other dude: Omg we found a wild jack in its natural habitat.

Jack:*bitting on a carrot*

Some dude: he acts like a rabbit but looks like a beaver! Extraordinary!

Some other dude: maybe we should give him a log.

by Ducknoodlesoup May 29, 2018

Jack batty

Jack batty is the Pinnacle of human evolution, this fine young man has the fattest cock and will not hesitate to destroy your birds batty, this god like creature has super powers to make any women wet their batty by just glancing at them with a intimate look, watch out for batty as he won’t hesitate but to steal your bitch.

Mam who is that man over there looking all breed-able and submissive.
Well child that’s the jack batty.

And now I’m wet.

by Naafta December 1, 2021

Jack

Jack is an all- around good guy. He will make you laugh in-till you cry and immediately you will enjoy his presence and being around him. The name sometimes has a bad reputation as "jackass" but when you get to know jack you will like him. Jack has hobbies that a lot of people can relate with and has one main hobby that they love above all. Get to know a jack and I guarantee you will like them.

Man everyone loves that guy jack.
He gives off so much good energy

by California guy January 28, 2021

Australian jack in the box

The act of a man inserting his penis into a newborn while it’s in the process of being born

Keshawn celebrated the birth of his daughter with an Australian jack in the box.

by Kmandoggiestyle September 16, 2019

'Gander Jack

Basically a Michigander Jack o' lantern. It is a Jack O' Lantern carved from a parsnip instead of a pumpkin. The original jack o lantern in the folklore was a parsnip so it continues the tradition. Sometimes the leftover parsnip trimmings are used to make Pastys which are a regional dish

I carved some 'Gander Jacks with my parents last weekend. Our porch is looking very festive now and we made some kick ass Pastys

by BabyShrekdoo-doo-doo-doo September 12, 2022

Jack

Jack is a rich person who loves computers. His favorite game is R6 and he watches a lot of anime.

You see that guy over there on the pc with an anime profile picture?
Yeah!
He must be a Jack

by Yournanisyadad November 7, 2022