Cunt Miner

Person who brings a girl home or over to a Friends house who is always bitching, or acting like a cunt.
God Damn Brandon why are you such a Cunt Miner
by Nig Horder November 04, 2009
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doin cunt

Friendly or sarcastic way of saying what's doin
for example when someones staring at you for no reason at the lights or on the train
"Doin cunt."

Or when you see a mate u haven't seen for a while u been excited to kick it with

"doooin cunttt"
by doinnnn April 22, 2022
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doin cunt

AKA "what's doin" Aussie slang way of greeting another person
Trav seen Renee out on the street and said "doin cunt" Renee replied "hi how are ya,not doing much,how bout you?"
by Likeabossbitch#1 May 10, 2020
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A cunt's picnic

Q: "You fancy going to that wellness festival on Walthamstow Marshes?

A: "No, looks like a cunt's picnic."

Can be abbreviated to "picnic".

Q: "Idles are playing at that wellness festival on Walthamstow Marshes, you fancy it?"
A: "No, looks like an absolute picnic."
by HaroldTheIronMonger October 20, 2023
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Cunt sucking maggot

Usually is a person you avoid your friends meeting and we call George Glass and actually doesn’t know how to suck cunt
by Titsmcgeeeeee March 04, 2019
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Apocalyptic Little Cunt

Big titty bitches whom listen to angry music whilst driving and or working. Sometimes a satan worshipper.
by Barttles May 23, 2020
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orbiting cunt

A pussy that is so big, a penis enters automatically starts circling the uterus.
When I stuck it in, I lost all concept of gravity. She had a orbiting cunt.
by Geo P June 24, 2021
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