Don't go gaga on me

To lose your brain and act like you're a man.

Tiffany: Oh no! Mary is acting gaga again! -humps seat-
Lisa: Oh no! Tiff, don't go gaga on me!

by crazyone2142 June 1, 2010

You can’t handle me

You can’t handle me ; you can’t handle me because they’re too attractive and they’re too sexual

You can’t handle me I’m so too sexual

by thefrenchfrykeeper001 December 1, 2017

hand me down sex

sort of like hand me down clothes
but in a sexual meaning...

when your friend is tired of his girlfriend, having sex, he passes her down to their friend in order to fulfill his needs, because he's tired of wearing her on his cock...

see joke sex

Bro I just had sex with Tony's gf...

Thats not sex, thats hand me down sex, she's available b/c Tony passed her down to other guys...

by blthrskt April 24, 2009

Help Me Mr Wizard

Phrase one says when:

One is having a very bad time in life.
When one has had too much drink or food or medication.
When one is out of control.

Taken from the 60's Cartoon "Tooter Turtle" Tooter would call on Mr Wizard for help.

Help Me Mr Wizard! I'm too drunk to get up"
Help Me Mr Wizard! I'm having PMS"
Help Me Mr Wizard! I'm spazzing out"

by Cheryl_SF November 5, 2006

Put Me D

Delaware Slang meaning put me D. There is no way to describe this phrase except...you put me D.

She jus put me D to the most shit dog

by Team 302 May 18, 2011

Phil lay me-on

Like a piece of meat that rich niggas eat, you order Phil lay me-on and they think youre fancy

Rich nigga: Lemme get uh, Phil lay me-on
Waitress: ooh you fancy huh?

by SmoochieWallace November 21, 2016

Fuck me in the ass cold

The state in which the outside temperature falls below negative 15 degrees Fahrenheit, usually with a windchill. It is when, regardless of previous sexual preference, one wishes to be fucked in the ass for no other reason than the warmth it would provide.

Rick: How cold was it when you took the dog out this morning?
Yolanda: It was Fuck me in the ass cold outside! Haven't you seen the weather Ricky?

by Ricky Style July 20, 2008