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bag fumblage

the noun version of the verb 'to fumble the bag'
that guy's dick was right there you coulda had it. major bag fumblage if ive seen it
by faggotyies February 20, 2024
mugGet the bag fumblagemug.

european soldier bag

A man purse or murse. Also, comenly reffered to as a sathcel. Different from a back pack or book bag in that it usually only has one strap. Can be carried over the shoulder or cross body, like a messanger bag (even worse than over the shoulder, if you can imagine). In a few rare instances, the strap may only allow it to be carried using just one hand, like a PURSE. Unless you are actually from Europe & still in Europe (and even then I would question it), the "ESB" is completely unacceptable. Usually, carrying one will undoubtedly have you mistaken as being gay.
Progressive commercial where the man is accused carrying the ladies purse, NOPE it's actually a european soldier bag bought by the wife.

The Hangover, "It's not a man purse, it's called a satchel, Idiana Jones wears one." NO DUDE, it's a ESB. thanks.
by Textmessagebreakup August 4, 2011
mugGet the european soldier bagmug.

Fag Bagged

When a gay person puts a bag full of cum over your head and u have to eat all the cum to have the bag lifted off of you.
I got Fag Bagged at the gay strip club yesterday
by ThickDihDaddy772 June 21, 2025
mugGet the Fag Baggedmug.

Bag Pipes

When a woman's natural breasts are so big that when she lays flat on her back they fall under her armpits.
I bet when she lays down she can play them bag pipes !
by SirEnglebertHumperdink March 18, 2017
mugGet the Bag Pipesmug.

turkey bag gang

groups of strange people you see walking together near you
omg rachel look over at that turkey bag gang
by kynabug1307 July 8, 2021
mugGet the turkey bag gangmug.

Scrag Bag

“he walked out of the house with a wrinkled shirt and messy hair, looking like a scrag bag.”
by Sunflower555 December 20, 2023
mugGet the Scrag Bagmug.

Vac Bag

Ben, Shut the F@#$ Up
P1: I put a board in the vac bag
P2: Is that slang for Being in an ilegal place?
P1: No, thats slang for ben should shut the fuck up
by DurMurt August 23, 2011
mugGet the Vac Bagmug.

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