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by And good morning June 19, 2020

One armed eddy

Giving someone a hand job when you have only one available hand due to the other being in a cast or sling.

After falling off that horse I was playing one armed eddy for months

by Bhutan Dan June 20, 2020

One armed Edelle

When a woman only has one available hand for hand jobs due to having a cast or sling. The female equivalent of the one armed eddy.

After her snowboarding fall she a one armed edelle for the rest of the holiday

by Bhutan Dan June 20, 2020

fun-for-one

masturbation

Bob has been enjoying himself doing the fun-for-one while being quarantined.

by floral harmony June 29, 2020

hang one on

Stay for extra drinks.

e.g. an office party, you get the types of people who show face, maybe have a drink or two then leave. Whereas others 'may hang one' on til later if they're enjoying the party

"Did you hang one on at the works do last night? "

"nah, I knew was driving in the morning, so I sacked it early"

by pseudonym3901 July 1, 2020

Hole in one

While jacking off you Jim into your belly button first.

Dave: I got a hole in one last night
John: Nice, we should go golfing sometime
Dave: oh I don’t golf.

by The dildo king July 12, 2020

One trick pony

A prostitute who can only do one position.

Dave: was the prostitute any good?

Carl: nah, she was a one trick pony.

by EmoEmu_69 July 15, 2020