The place where red necks run wild getting there cousin pregnant, white kids wish they were from the hood and where the football team hangs black people and the bathrooms smell like juul mango pods and long cut grizzly
by Handlemegood November 29, 2018
A small little dick sucking school that's absolutely shit and a no good for nothing worthless sack of nuts.
by yessumdessumpessum February 07, 2023
A high school full of a bunch of fake hoes. There’s a bunch of upperclassmen that hit on freshman and it’s weird as hell (freshman watch out). There’s a ton of pretty girls but most are hoes tho there are some good ones. All the guys r fake and ugly so rip the girls. Ur either popular , a goth , or a weird ass kid, there’s no inbetweeen. Be careful bc the popular girls/guys are super secluded so good luck if u wanna be friends w them. And every relationship you see is cringe as fuck and ends within 2 days, and they post the break up all over the internet even tho nobody gives a shit**cough cough freshman cough cough**
E-town high school : A school full of thots, fuckboys, and pervs
Person from another school: why r u always around those ugly guys? You’re so gorgeous.
Person from E-town: lmao these r the hot ones
Person from another school: why r u always around those ugly guys? You’re so gorgeous.
Person from E-town: lmao these r the hot ones
by Ooga booga squigga squigga September 26, 2018
Welcome to one of the only places where the richest kids act like the most ghetto. Where the “streets” is The Emerald Estates, the “crib” is a multi million dollar mansion, and “having nothing” is getting everything you want from your parents. You’ll find the most pretentious and unloyal women that most definitely vape. They have the mental capacity of a 6 year old, and cheat 24/7 for “mental health” (they wonder why they’re always “depressed”). Though some staff are great most don’t like you, and are borderline racist/ discriminatory unless you’re already their friend. The pep rally’s are boring and it’s like the cheerleaders are hyping up empty bleachers. Now for academics, here at CP we let the dumbest kids succeed with the lowest score u can get is a 51. If you are in the academy you are probably smart or borderline suicidal, if you are in the academy you are probably borderline suicidal, but if you aren’t in the academy then good luck getting a good teacher.
In conclusion: if you’re going to CP get out as soon as you can.
In conclusion: if you’re going to CP get out as soon as you can.
Random student 1: “did you hear about the kid who was stabbed in a shadow boxing match?”
Random student 2: “no where was it?”
Random student 1: “College Park High School”
Random student 2: “of course it was”
Random student 2: “no where was it?”
Random student 1: “College Park High School”
Random student 2: “of course it was”
by Crustymuffin780 May 24, 2023
The shit school populated by the kids not rich enough to get into South, athletic enough to get into Sheldon, or smart enough to move away from North.
If you are an 8th grader and think you want to go to NEHS, find anywhere else to go.
If you are an 8th grader and think you want to go to NEHS, find anywhere else to go.
by A Concrete Slab June 16, 2021
Sadly a real school with shitty sped bus level students and teachers that where if your not blowing them your more fucked than the school pedo who just got caught, *cough* *cough* Blake Manning.The only thing worse than the students and teachers is the lovely absolutely fucking useless guidance counselors who would rather see you fail or send you to the ward or rehab instead of fixing the issue and instead go in there offices and gossip and suck eachother off or something i don't know this schools fucked.
"Going to Wyalusing valley high school is like getting ass blasted in prison by your 7 foot black celly with a bowling pin for a meat hammer." johnny said while getting ass fucked in prison.
by Wetdogfarts February 15, 2025
An all boys school where the guys are smart, sometimes Iona Prep rejects, that have potential, are secretley (not really) closeted homos. They are zesty and don't admit, and some even go so far as to liking femboys. A.K.A, the Fordham Fags, or the Fordham Femboys
by randompersonwhowritesmeanings March 31, 2023