Where Do Babies Come From

You’ll Find Out

Kid: Hey Mom, Where Do Babies Come From
Mom: You’ll Find Out Soon Enough

Kid: Why:
Mom: Well……..
Kid: Start Tearing Up 🥺
Mom: HON!
Dad: Yes
Mom: *Wispering* Is He Old Enough To Know Where Babies Come From
Dad: I Think So
Mom: Ok. 3 2 1

Marrator: After They Explained
Kid:😟
Kid: Can I Do It 😙
Mom/Dad NO!
Kid:🥺
Dad:Until Your 16
Kid: YAY just 10 more years 😄
Mom: Well That Was Very Disturbing

Dad: And Plus He’s Excited To Do It
Mom: He’ll Learn Eventually

The End

by Khihow2 May 14, 2022

threw her baby down the stairs

Threw her baby down the stairs, then I grew some nipple hairs

I threw her baby down the stairs

by black nigger balls November 15, 2021

7 DAY VEGAN CHALLENGE BABY

Solves alllllll your problems...

THE MICROWAVE 7 DAY VEGAN CHALLENGE BABY

by 7 DAY VEGAN CHALLENGE BABY November 16, 2016

I lost the fucking baby

Something a man tells his wife when he cannot find the baby.

Man: Honey I lost the fucking baby

Wife: You didn’t eat it did you? Not again!

by Mrhandsbluewaffle2girls1cup November 2, 2021

cringe nae nae baby

someone who is being cringe by acting like a baby

"stop it your being a bully"

"that is really cringe nae nae baby of you"

by garrydaplatypus January 20, 2021

i love you baby

A tik tok song '' love you baby '

i love you baby.................................................................. but your ass is single as fuck so you a got an't got a man od a girl hahahaha get a man plz and thank you.

by cap101 November 16, 2020

Maple Syrup Downs' Syndrome Baby

The spawn of two mentally-handicapped people who engage in passionate sex, then pass out, to wake up and find they have created offspring. In an effort to preserve the baby until a later date upon which they would be more suitable parents, the child is placed into a large beaker full of maple syrup. The babies are then usually apprehended by law enforcement and sold to chinese dining establishments and served as "pork" in House Special Fried Rice.

Holy Shit, my dad told me that I just ate a Maple Syrup Downs' Syndrome Baby!

by Joey Orgler November 6, 2007