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Ultra massive penis syndrome

A disorder in which someone’s penis is so large that it is impractical for everyday use. This makes things like sex, masturbation and wearing cloths. This is also often ridiculed or made spectacle
Lets go to the freak show and see that man with ultra massive penis syndrome
by Extra gum November 12, 2023
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69 ways to say penis

1. penis
2. dick
3. cock
4. johnson
5. phallus
6. pp
7. cummer
8. erector
9. 8==D
10. pisser
11. natural dildo
12. reproducer
13. ejaculator
14. meat
15. beef jerky
16. cylinder
17. master
18. fucker
19. penith
20. peen
21. pent
22. pentanyl
23. pencil
24. pen
25. pentagon
26. peepee
27. peep
28. peeper
29. pepper
30. dr pepper
31. hand abused child
32. golf club
33. hockey stick
34. stick
35. third leg
36. dickballs
37. lightsaber
38. peer
39. fella
40. lil fella
41. thing
42. member
43. dong
44. ding dong
45. dingaling
46. ding dong ditch
47. dingle
48. meat cigar
49. bottle
50. water bottle
51. jizzer
52. jizzler
53. firework
54. assfucker
55. pussyfucker
56. vaginafucker
57. pregnator
58. babymaker
59. breadwinner
60. bread
61. banana
62. eggplant
63. carrot
64. zucchini
65. cucumber
66. jalapeño
67. jalapeñis
68. tube
69. tunnel
wow, i never knew there were so many ways to say penis! 69 ways to say penis?
by starry da great February 12, 2025
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Penis Limbo

The excruciating point right before ejaculation to determine whether you want to keep edging or climax
Guy 1: Why did you get that 1-nighter pregnant?
Guy 2: Got stuck in Penis Limbo and didn't pull out.
Guy 1: ok
by munybtvr December 4, 2022
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Penis

Bananas that taste even better suck em and are even found going on men’s crotches
Ooh so u have a penis NOM NOM NOM
ooooh she sucks bananas

one word squidward testiculars

NOM NOM NOM that was delicious
by anonymous December 13, 2020
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penis

something that can be consumed by a cunt or tommaso or a tight asshole from syria it can be bought on ebay for 5$ or you can do a penis trade on www.penistrade.cum penis is hard
i wanna trade in my penis for 5$ im smart no not really im now a woman haha i have no cunt nor penis lol omg suck my nothing
by Tommaso the cockmoster June 9, 2017
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Penis Waft

I have a Penis Waft
by SmogzV2 March 30, 2022
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