belongs to a little girl named Calvin. As a child he was brutally molested by autistic black kids. This caused an abnormal shrinkage to hi already minuscular package. If you ever come across a Calvin's penis, to start its engine, you must stimulate its tip like the clitoris of a women. A person with Calvin's penis will be incredibly submissive and wish to be degraded by its master.
Guy 1: Holy shit that guy is gay.
Guy 2: Nah that's just Calvin and his Calvin's penis.
Guy 3: Oh that makes sense lmfao lets go kill your mom.
Guy 2: Nah that's just Calvin and his Calvin's penis.
Guy 3: Oh that makes sense lmfao lets go kill your mom.
by MrBreast Breeding January 27, 2021
Get the calvin's penismug. white man : why is my PENIS so small
black man : why is my PENIS so big
asian man : ching chong small small dong
mexican man : mi polla es de tamaño mediano y no me importa
black man : why is my PENIS so big
asian man : ching chong small small dong
mexican man : mi polla es de tamaño mediano y no me importa
by smileyfacee :) November 28, 2018
Get the Penismug. Penis is also know as:
cum wand
Baby laser
Milk maker
Life destroyer
Tube
Floppy worm
Donkey toe
Or dude magnet
cum wand
Baby laser
Milk maker
Life destroyer
Tube
Floppy worm
Donkey toe
Or dude magnet
by Cumguzler2000 January 8, 2023
Get the Penismug. A lot of people say a dog is a man's best friend, but obviously those people have never explored themselves.
by A Wise Man Said So June 26, 2023
Get the Penismug. 
by hacker694200 July 18, 2024
Get the ejected penismug.