Reverse Wag Bag

Commiting a sexual act with a Wag Bag, deodorizer side out, as a condom in efforts to eliminate smells of painfully distasteful orifices.

"They were great, but there was some kind of infection. I had to Reverse Wag Bag them to make it tolerable."

by RealOutDoorDefs January 15, 2023

Bags

-load of emotions; emotional feelings

(Synonymous with “baggage”)
-usually said during late hours in the examples listed below

“We were up all night watching sad movies, not going to lie we were about to get into our bags”

“That story got me into my bag man”

by agirlintheguccibags November 12, 2017

Bag Fucker

1. A person who has sex with people over the age of 80

2. An asshole

1. "That girl, Tracy, I heard she had sex with your grandma" , "Oh! That bag fucker!"

2. "Your friend jimmy can be a real bag fucker sometimes"

by Gocnitively pmiaired May 28, 2017

one-bagged

When you fit all your groceries in one bag.

I one-bagged all my groceries

by Cascas94 October 9, 2017

Bag-carrier

Someone who has been promoted well above their level of competence, whose skill set and work experience is more suited to that of a lowly bag-carrier.

"Hey did you hear Yohei got promoted to chairman?"
"Wut no way, that incompetent bag-carrier?! lol"

by Market Cap May 19, 2025

Punching the Speed Bag

(v) Masturbating. Whilst you masturbate, your hand may impact your testicles which share a similar shape to that of a speed bag.

After seeing those Sophie Howard pics, I felt the need to start punching the speed bag.

by Tman227 September 11, 2016

Crumple the carrier bag

To have a posh wank with a Durex extra safe. Known thus due to the noise that you will make.

I got busted twice last nite crumpling the carrier bag, shocker.

by Jibber June 13, 2005