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by witchie titty October 17, 2022
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Blood monkey

The good Old blood monkey is the sacred art of engaging in intercourse but with a slight twist startup in missionary and halfway through then when you're about to ejaculate jump up slit her stomach in half spilling her guts all over the bed jump onto her stomach and Splash the guts everywhere while peeing pooping and farting everywhere while making the sacred noises of the True Blood monkey when you have finished the ACT cut open her stomach and pour all the poo pee and blood into the stomach tyre knot ambitiously and most violently belt her corps with it this act should bring you to ejaculate and finally finish the Beautiful but old art of the blood monkey.
Should of seen it bro gave Mel the blood monkey it was great alot of mess to clean tho she won't leave now:/
by AGHHHHHHHH January 11, 2018
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Monkey

A specific type of Jungler in league of legends that enjoys trolling the bot lane just for the sheer pleasure of trolling and gaining more gil over a simple kill; while also the intentions of killing the entire opposing team's members.
Get this monkey out of the bot lane!!!
by LOL_Dank_Rat March 18, 2025
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monkey

this monkey stole my balls
by sewy69 December 14, 2022
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Monkey

by QsKBoT August 31, 2019
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Monkey Feet

When the head is so good your toes curl like a monkey.
“Man that head was so good that bitch gave me Monkey Feet”
by Акула August 3, 2021
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monkey monkey football

Another word for a three-some
The guy ask the 2 girls if they want to play monkey monkey football
by j-me lynn January 14, 2014
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