Hot Dog On A Stick

An extremely intensive sexual position requiring a great deal of strength, endurance, and determination. To begin, the woman inserts her pinky finger into the man's urethra (pee hole) and proceeds to hoist him above her head using only that finger. All of the man's weight should be centered on his pee hole/her pinky to experience the most stimulation. At this juncture, the man forces (forcefully) a clear, flexible tube into his buttholey, causing as much irreparable damage to his sphincter as is appropriate. By now, poop should be flowing freely through the tube and out the other end. If aimed correctly, the hot poo should fall directly onto the woman's face, blinding her instantaneously. Then both parties cum all over each other. A lot.

Ever since I hot dog on a sticked with Martha, I haven't been able to achieve satisfactory pee pee pressure!

by Smoke Manmuscle July 29, 2008

Hot Pocket

A cooked Granade In Call Of Duty 4

Theres A Hot Pocket Coming In Strong!

by Ic3cub3d February 27, 2008

hot panda s3x

Nasty, hot dirty sex with panda's.

God, I could go for some hot panda s3x right now.

by Mystery22 April 27, 2006

red hot chicago

during the act of heterosexual love-making, the man often tends to want to pull a fast one on his female partner. these "pranks" are often filthy and possibly harmful... but even so, its funny as fuck. but one way he might do so is give his bad bitch the "red hot chicago," which means to soak your condom in frank's red hot before the act of sex. when she notices during and starts to writhe in pain, you then proceed to slap her titties to take her mind off the agonizing burn of your spicy weiner. this, my fellow friends and scholars, is the definition of "red hot chicago."

Man: (thinking to himself) this hoe ate all my fucking bbq porkrinds... what a jerk. she is boutta earn herself a red hot chicago..."

or

Man: "what, you think im some fast-ass nigga? go'n, girl... bend that ass over so i can hook it up wit' a red hot chicago."

by MastaTheif April 1, 2011

Canadian hot spot

an abonormally large blister on the end or middle of one's dick

After fucking a handful of melted peeps, the heat rash gave me a Canadian hot spot.

by Brian E O February 26, 2007

hot fudge sundae

a black male who is serving up on a white male.

i heared tyrone gave tony a hot fudge sundae

by tyrone12345 November 21, 2006

alabama hot pocket

The practice of wearing two condoms at the same time with a layer of "Deep Heat", Chilli Paste or other such irritant between the two layers. Used whilst having sex with somebody of questionable sexual hygiene to the end that there will be an early warning if the first condom splits.

Good job I used the alabama hot pocket whilst porkin that blue waffle, she screamed like a banshee when the first one went

by Gobzzzie January 11, 2015