When a breeze kicks up and your umbrella becomes either uncontrollable, inverts itself in your hands, or flies from your grip.
Synonyms: urban kite, umbrella sail, umbrella kite
Synonyms: urban kite, umbrella sail, umbrella kite
"Umbrellas are a pain in the ass. Sure, they protect your head and shoulders from the rain, but the second the slightest breeze kicks up, you suddenly find yourself the unwitting mast for an urban sail that, best case scenario, inverts itself in your hands, and worst case scenario, flies from your grip, whips down the street and spears the Pope in the neck." - Tracy V.
Source: Cracked.com, Tracy V. (Invictus99)
Source: Cracked.com, Tracy V. (Invictus99)
by notfeelingcreative June 4, 2014

A word that has been Urbanized has a different definition, which could lead other people to miss use it.
Person 1: "Gay means someone loves animals"
Person 2: "Where did you learn that"
Person 1: "Urban Dictionary"
Person 2: "You have been Urbanized"
Person 2: "Where did you learn that"
Person 1: "Urban Dictionary"
Person 2: "You have been Urbanized"
by ImHereToProveAPoint November 21, 2020

Urban Dictionary is a dictionary website where users themselves can create definitions of words. It used to be good back then, but now it’s just people saying dumb stuff about inappropriate stuff. It’s also the place where users go to look up words they know the definition of, but do it anyway for fun. By the way, you’re doing that right now.
by a definitioner January 21, 2024

Harris: Oh yea he is just copy pasting a bunch of definitions into the chat
Banzai: What if He is the urban dictionary
Everyone else: Oh no.
Banzai: What if He is the urban dictionary
Everyone else: Oh no.
by Acolyte of the tallest snek November 5, 2022

I love URBAN DICTIONARY!!!!!
URBAN DICTIONARY IS SO AWESOME!!!!!
ONE DAY ONE URBAN DICTIONARY , MAKES YOU SMARTER
URBAN DICTIONARY IS SO AWESOME!!!!!
ONE DAY ONE URBAN DICTIONARY , MAKES YOU SMARTER
by a sad lover August 19, 2017

Urban Dictionary
1. (noun)
The douche bag version of Wikipedia.
2. (verb)
Roasting your friend and or family for not understanding the punchline of a joke involving a play on words.
1. (noun)
The douche bag version of Wikipedia.
2. (verb)
Roasting your friend and or family for not understanding the punchline of a joke involving a play on words.
1. (Noun) who gives a crap about what the urban dictionary has to say, isnt that the douch bag Wikipedia?
2. (Verb) Man Josh really urban dictionaried Tom about that Bob peters joke.
2. (Verb) Man Josh really urban dictionaried Tom about that Bob peters joke.
by RoLya-T September 14, 2022

by Winniespooh March 29, 2023
