Monkey Monkey Monkey

some stupid ass thing gorilla tag kids say when they get tagged ig. jmancurly said it and then the stinky 5 year olds started screaming it.

You: "Haha get tagged!"
Kid: "Monkey monkey monkey!"
You: "Kys."

by thereareantsinmyskin May 22, 2022

snail eating Baggett monkey

the French

man i hate those snail eating Baggett monkeys!

by The truth will prevail May 21, 2023

Albino sea monkeys

sperm, cum, semen, etc

no i refuse to accept your albino sea monkeys

by sugma1232 December 29, 2022

Asphalt Monkey

A derogatory term referring to a jaywalker

I'm going to run over that God damn asphalt monkey

by ARCAD3 May 29, 2023

Jizz Monkey

A white monkey.

There was an albino monkey that they called Jizz Monkey

by garboojizz October 18, 2022

Clunge Monkey

Someone who gets out of control whenever he sees a naked woman
Basically Quagmire

I knew John was a Flange badger but not a Clunge Monkey too

by Oure December 17, 2019

Red Belly Monkeying

R-ed Bell-ee Mon-key-ing

verb.

The act of fucking upside down while both suspended with ropes and pulleys. Named after the red belly monkey, the only animal known to fuck upside down.

"Hey Janice, want to try red belly monkeying tonight? I just went to the hardware store and got everything we need!

by Douchebag Ryan ;)" February 26, 2020