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Monkey Monkey Monkey

some stupid ass thing gorilla tag kids say when they get tagged ig. jmancurly said it and then the stinky 5 year olds started screaming it.
You: "Haha get tagged!"
Kid: "Monkey monkey monkey!"
You: "Kys."
by thereareantsinmyskin May 22, 2022
mugGet the Monkey Monkey Monkeymug.

monkey sex

sexual intercourse while hanging on a tree like monkeys
ryan: “bae let’s have monkey sex!”

you: “not today it’s raining out :(“
by virxtuaI August 7, 2022
mugGet the monkey sexmug.

Throat monkey

When your partner is laying on the bed, on their back, giving you head, and you go to deep. So they start beating on your legs to back up.
My chick was layin doin over the edge, and I went to deep in her. She starts beatin my legs like a throat monkey.
by spungladash December 17, 2023
mugGet the Throat monkeymug.

Porch monkey

by Yessir29 May 12, 2022
mugGet the Porch monkeymug.

skutchelo monkey

Similar to an Eeran. Except an Eeran has larger eyes. And they are set further back in its head.
Oh my gosh! Is that an Eeran!? No. It's a Skutchelo monkey. Which is sometimes confused for an Eeran, but with squinty eyes that bulge out forward.
by killervoltz April 5, 2018
mugGet the skutchelo monkeymug.

Grease Monkey

A playful term for wet coochie, “grease monkey” is often used flirtatiously and with confidence, sometimes with a little attitude, and can also refer to something personal or off-limits—like a prized possession—used in phrases like “This my grease monkey” or “He can’t get none of this grease monkey,” especially when you know you’ve got the juice and they can’t handle it.
“This grease monkey got him acting like he in love.”
“Nah, he fumbled. This grease monkey on lockdown now.”
“He acting right, so I might let him test drive the grease monkey.”
“He keep texting me, but he not getting this grease monkey.”
“He been trying for weeks, but he can’t get none of this grease monkey.”
by Taylor & Kaylyn July 2, 2025
mugGet the Grease Monkeymug.

Mullet Monkey

White male with mullet, that overuses the n-word.
Mullet Monkey— don’t touch my truck you dumb n***er.
by TRAPT Nsty April 16, 2021
mugGet the Mullet Monkeymug.

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