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Governor Livingston High School

A high school in Berkeley Heights, a smallish town in northern New Jersey. With a population of no more than 2,000 students, there is not an ounce of diversity, with the exception of some Asians and indians. You will see no more than 2 black people per grade, and the lack of diversity gives the town its infamous nickname it bears, Berkeley Whites. Governor Livingston is the epitome of a bigoted small town high school. The students are either competing to go to ivy schools, have their parents pay them into some mediocre private school, or, attend rutgers, ucc, or msu. The teachers and faculty get cancelled and flamed every months when racist or homophobic issues get exposed, but it all washes over in a few months, the “change” being a new student run diversity club. The gym bathrooms are not for traditional restroom uses. Every time you enter, you will find at least one student skipping class, and the entire bathroom getting hotboxed from nicotine addicts. If you go in the morning, you’ll find many students crammed into the big stall, passing a cart around, trying to get high before class starts. Any words or story’s you tell to your friend in that bathroom, the entire will find out about. Any male teacher in the school is most likely a pedophile, and that change increases at the same rate of their age.
Person 1- How did you get into this mediocre private university, you don’t have a single brain cell?
Person 2- oh, I went to Governor Livingston High School and my parents bought the university a building
Person 1-right.
by the305ers August 28, 2021
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Seminole Ridge High School

A school where meme culture has run rampant, and most of the motherfuckers that go there are either being ironic or shit on bathroom floors. If you go into a bathroom, expect to be asked for pods.
“Do you go to Seminole Ridge High School?”

“Yeah, and I hung a dead rat in the bathroom.”
by God of irony August 26, 2018
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Spring Hill High School

A place where hoes can run freely with their asses hanging out. A place where the vapers have the best lounges. A place where the small dick boys can have endless freshmen girls. A place I call home. Bronco pride for life. You’re favorite vape snatcher -Timmy Shae HOOHAA
by HOOHAA VAPERS September 4, 2019
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Tri County High School

Tri County High School is a place where hillbillys vape in the bathrooms and draw penises on the doors. Here people "grab" grope each other in the lunch rooms. On top of the vaping in the bathrooms half the students are high 24/7 or drunk. They have many different kinds of people smelly retards, high sk8r bois, thots all around, and total asses.
Guy 1: Tri County High School is nastier than the alley ways of New York.
Guy 2: Yeah, the people are more sketchy.
by MinecraftMaster69 April 11, 2019
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South Grafton High School

This is the High School located in south Grafton of the town Grafton It is full of bong smokers and by the time you are sixteen you will be very lucky to not have gotten pregnant (that includes boys).
Example 1: Sex Addicts at South Grafton High School
Example 2: Fuck Me Harder
by theonedrummer834 March 24, 2013
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Valley View High School

The place where:
1) Campus supervisors are now virtual police officers
2) Where each grade uses drugs, but treats as if their grade is superior
3) Mass violation of the First, Second, and Fourth Amendments
4) General prison for those not in ASB(alt-Eagles), athletes, or in admin.
ASB athlete: Hey you, show some Valley View High School pride!
Random, normal student: You can't make me....(Gets tazed by supervisor)
by not_a_tyrant March 23, 2019
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Jefferson Forest High School

Basically a bee hive of weed, thots, and straight up ass teachers. Jefferson Forest offers no launch pad into the future, and likely no academic benefits whatsoever. Teachers with condoms, Juul hideouts, and nudes all over the place is what you’ll find when attending this school.
Yo did you go to Jefferson Forest High School? Yeah man, I got 3 STD’s and lung cancer.
by Jacob Mosely May 9, 2019
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