penis

a funny word

“penis”
“PENIS”
“PENISSSSS”
“PPPPEEEENNNIIIISSSSSSSSS”
“okay you win…”

by Madeasajoke21 August 14, 2021

Penis

A lot of people say a dog is a man's best friend, but obviously those people have never explored themselves.

Penis; I love having sex with my penis

by A Wise Man Said So June 26, 2023

penis

8====D

cunt penis

by sexosex August 18, 2021

ejected penis

your penis goes from small to big

Morty: what is that long dick?
Josh: it is a ejected penis.

by hacker694200 July 18, 2024

Penis

A male body part that gets incerted into a female

white man : why is my PENIS so small
black man : why is my PENIS so big
asian man : ching chong small small dong

mexican man : mi polla es de tamaño mediano y no me importa

by smileyfacee :) November 28, 2018

penis

something florian sternad doesnt have >x

lol bruh small penis

by insanepenis April 19, 2019

calvin's penis

belongs to a little girl named Calvin. As a child he was brutally molested by autistic black kids. This caused an abnormal shrinkage to hi already minuscular package. If you ever come across a Calvin's penis, to start its engine, you must stimulate its tip like the clitoris of a women. A person with Calvin's penis will be incredibly submissive and wish to be degraded by its master.

Guy 1: Holy shit that guy is gay.
Guy 2: Nah that's just Calvin and his Calvin's penis.
Guy 3: Oh that makes sense lmfao lets go kill your mom.

by MrBreast Breeding January 27, 2021