Salted nut roll

When your girlfriend gives you head after she’s been eating peanuts all day and let’s you fuck her in the ass and finishes you off by sucking you off

My girfriend got a salted nut roll after the game last nite. She ate two rounds of roasted peanuts we ended the evening on a rough note.

by Windawhoa March 11, 2023

nut drift

When a testicle falls out of your tighty whiteys.

I've got nut drift on my right side.

by Shitstick1969 October 2, 2018

No nut November

Every year the male gender try’s not to nut for a month

Guy: I successfully completed no nut November

by Ian is coll 1284 November 22, 2020

Belgian Brownie with Nuts

It involves steamy poo, chocolate sauce and another man's scrotum

Garry ALWAYS has his Belgian Brownie with Nuts BEFORE dinner so he's sure he has enough room.

by publius2011 April 3, 2017

nut trumpet

A mighty instrumental phallis with a pending semanic eruption

I spent $20 to have a working girl do a solo on my nut trumpet

by Lorenzo Lameass February 24, 2024

Nut booger

When you jack off and orgasm and somehow these little clumps of sperm sometimes appear when your cum is too thick.

Tyler: Man when I came I had tiny pieces of Nut booger all over me
David: Ewwww dude that's disgusting
Tyler: kek

by FartNiggasBeLike September 5, 2018

nut muffin

A cinnamin bun that has alot of icing on top to wear to wear it almost resembles nut.

My friend was putting the icing on the cinnamin buns and he made them all look like nut muffins!

Sometimes at lunch when I get a sweet-tooth and im hungry all I crave is a nut muffin

by chaz ford May 2, 2007