sleep monkeys

imaginary monkeys derived from ancient southern myth that mentally and physically serenade you to sleep. usually can find these sleep monkeys in church.

“Man, them sleep monkeys ‘bout got me during preachers sermon this morning..”

by sleepmonkeyqueen February 26, 2023

Monkey balls

Hairy big blacks balls that can fit in your grandmother’s mouth.

Grandmother: Those are big black monkey balls.

by CallMeSlippy January 5, 2022

Monkey drama

Drama with little to no significance

Person 1: I’m watching a YouTube video on this crazy drama right now!
Person 2: oh man, don’t waste your time on monkey drama!

by SexyWaltuh May 26, 2025

Monkey eye shot

The act of having anal with your sister while your brother jerks off and shoots his load in sisters eye while jumping and chanting like a monkey

I love to give my sister a monkey eye shot

by Bobby miller February 25, 2025

Lean Monkey

Only Lean

Lean Monkey; "MORE LEAN BIATCH"

by Shamblet68419 May 13, 2022

Monkey

A slang term for molly/ecstasy pills usually used in Florida.

I been rollin off the monkeys I don’t fuck with xans.

by BigSteppa September 15, 2020

pop juice monkey

Porn star Peter North during an interview referred to a "pop juice monkey" as any male porn performer who produces copious amounts of semen during scene shootings.

Peter North is often cast because he's the best pop juice monkey in the industry.

by anonymous January 3, 2025