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absolutely nothing to do with you, usually used to have an opinion on something which you're not entitled to an opinion on. You're acting like someone who is judging a circus, its not yours, you have no part in it, so it doesn't matter to you. It can also be used if you don't like something offered to you.
its a bad idea... but whatever, not my circus, not my monkeys
by doingpatriarchywell November 17, 2025
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monkey-chuffer

One who violates the rear ends of monkeys.
John is a right monkey-chuffer!
by Urban Bob October 6, 2008
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HOT MONKEY YOGA

Hot Monkey YOGA Incorporates the Use Of Her Hot monkey. ( vagina)
HOT MONKEY YOGA My Yoga Instructor showed Me How To Use Her Hot Monkey. And The Poses She Knew, Will Remain Indelibly, etched in My Mind.
by Richard ( Dick ) Gozinia June 2, 2024
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MONKEY

MONKEY
MONKEY
by MONKEYedlyederurir September 1, 2022
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monkey rubber

a small latex cap, resembling a condom, that unrolls over the tip of a caulk tube to prevent it from drying up; also known as a Red Cap
Dammit! Pauly forgot to put a monkey rubber on that expensive tube of elastomeric caulk and now it's gone to shit!
by ATown Social Experiment June 30, 2008
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chinky monkey

A racist way of calling a asian
by water dude December 29, 2023
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Clunge Monkey

Someone who gets out of control whenever he sees a naked woman
Basically Quagmire
I knew John was a Flange badger but not a Clunge Monkey too
by Oure December 17, 2019
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