Like Patrol

(n) Name given for a tight knit group of people that incessantly press the "Like" button on nearly every status update, Wall Post, Picture, etc that any one of them post on the Social Network website Facebook.

This is a disdainful group for a variety of reasons, including:

1) Their act of hitting the "Like" button is essentially telling you that you are not worth an actual contribution of words, but is only worth the minimal effort it takes me to click my mouse

2) With their Orgy of "Liking" they are cheapening the use of the "Like" Button for all other users

3) By hitting the "Like" Button for one another over and over, they are attempting to create a false sense of value within themselves and their Cult-"Like" actions are just a futile attempt to boost interest in themselves, when the reality is that they are actually just Douchebags that nobody really "Likes" anyway!
Katy: Did you see Mandy's Status Update where she wrote that she had a "case of the Monday's"? ...She has like 11 people that "Like" it?

Bill: Yeah, I noticed that she had posted a picture of a "Star Shaped Balloon" and she had 9 "Likes" on it too. She must have joined the Like Patrol.

Katy: Ohhhh, that explains it.

Bill: Yeah, its probably the most action she has had in years!

Katy: True...True.
by Billy BottleService January 05, 2011
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just like your dick

Useful comeback for when somebody says something that irritates you
^ Dude, that phony charm routine you use on women...it don't work anymore
> Yeah, just like your dick
^ Hey!
by thurb April 17, 2023
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Like Inflation

When you log in under a different Urban Dictionary account to consistently increase the like counter.
This definition is an example of like inflation, courtesy of myself.
"ACTIVATE RATIO COUNTERMEASURES"
by pseudonymous29 February 14, 2024
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Like Inflation

Usually occurring on social media sites and forum sites, it occurs when members on the website, known as Like Inflators, constantly hit the like button on every post they see. They usually do not hold a regard to what the post is, so you might see the most idiotic, white knight-ish and/or social justice warrior like post get one like.
This decreases the value of likes on a website, as you can easily get a ton of likes from a Like Inflator, or a ton more of them if there are multiple ones on the website
forum member 1: I have given over 100,000 likes on this forum!

Forum member 2: like inflator..... you're the reason this forum has so much Like Inflation
by Nobody here June 07, 2015
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Smells Like Teen Spirit

The most overrated, obnoxious rock song in the history of rock n roll and is really the only Nirvana song any casual music fan knows.
Violet is a Nirvana fan but she changes the radio station whenever "Smells Like Teen Spirit" comes on because she grew tired of that song three years ago.
by Fuck Webster! August 03, 2018
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A copypastsa, originating from the account @mrmcfatterson, growing increasingly popular on the social media platform TikTok.
Random commenter 1: Bruh. u calling me out i have thunder thighs n like a slvtty waist but <333

Other random commenter: bro wtf

Random commenter 1: lol bro replied to a copypasta
by Chai LD. Moe Lester May 29, 2024
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