Italian face mask

When you put your dick in a cannoli and make a girl eat it from waist height as a joke, then when she goes to take a bite you grab her head and force the cannoli/dick in disguise down her throat. This makes the cream go all over her face.

Mark: What happened to you Martha?
Martha: oh, this mess? Yeah Jack gave me an italian face mask the other day.

by Stormagadon October 4, 2017

resting butch face

When a woman looks like a dyke in resting face mode. Once smiled she looks purty.

Dang, nigga, she got resting butch face, when she smile doe she a 4.

by Bananahammockoverlord April 1, 2017

To Lunch that guy in the face

To slap someone in the face with a lunch tray. Typically reserved for someone who is a total douche, when a traditional punch just won't do.

I bet even Gandhi would love To Lunch that guy in the face

by RedMcSwordHands May 13, 2017

Cunt face cunt

Basically the same as "Stunt Cunt", but differs in the person acts as your friend and then bad mouths you to everyone and pulls any stunt to make you look bad and her "the victim"

I had all of the eggs ready for tomorrow, and Beth used them today, just to make me look bad!
She's such a "CUNT FACE CUNT"

by Money bags 97 July 5, 2017

Swedish Face Mask

When a man sits on a woman’s face and she eats his ass while jerking him off and his balls rest in her eye sockets

You’re looking a little wrinkled... let me give you a Swedish face mask and help you!

by Yomomma13 November 26, 2017

2 faced friend

a bitch that you need to beat her ass
a fake ass slut
a hoe that suck dick and blame it on you

fuck that bitch she 2 faced friend

by somoreya April 21, 2018

red face dad

A dad who has a really red face and a beer gut. They are mostly found smoking a cigarette or drinking a beer on the coach watching cartoons in the box house

My red face dad is always on the coach !

by red face dad March 6, 2017