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Deez Nuts

by Anti Furry March 31, 2022
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Deez Nuts

Your testicles
It's also a meme
"here son, hold Deez,"
-son, "Deez wut?"
-father, " Deez Nuts! Ha! Got 'em!
by Johnny Mc. Nab November 6, 2018
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smoketh thy nuts

Old English: a derivative of Shakespeare's era when deflecting a kinard or provacation
Thou shalt smoketh thy nuts for your insolence
by Damocles of the peloponnese October 29, 2020
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Gay Jiggly Nuts

When two muscular gay men fight each other to death by fondling each other’s balls causing pain to the rectum which makes them shoot a massive load on their faces.
I walked in on Fred and Ted giving each other gay jiggly nuts just as they were shooting a massive load, so large that a ,horse, would be jealous, on each other’s face and I ripped off all of my cloths off my hot sexy body and lapped up the salty nut off of their faces.
by Phat_Horse_Cock_16” April 14, 2024
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Nut Slap

The act of nutting in your hand and slapping it across your bitches face
Man Kyle last night nut slapped me so hard
by Nutslapyogirl December 17, 2019
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licking nuts

When you lick the flavor off of your nuts
Could be from trees or other,depending on situation
She sat down after the call, and started licking nuts
by kiitybarmeow December 17, 2017
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Master of the Nut

A person (mainly male) who beats No Nut November and Destroy Dick December.
People who hold this title have proven to be able to control their horniness at will.
Eric: "Bro have you heard that Lucas beat NNN AND DDD?"

Tom: "Damn that wigga really is the Master of the Nut"
by Sakor December 5, 2022
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