Penis vomit

Person 1: what is that sticky white stuff
Person 2: it’s penis vomit
Person 1: That’s what I put in your mom last night
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Kamikaze Penis

When a guy sends you a penis photo without warning on a social network or via text
Susan: 'Woah, I opened my inbox and there it was, kamikaze penis!'

Linda: 'Men and their unsolicited dick pics'
by nlittle1011 March 18, 2014
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Penis

Guy 1: Check out my long penis
Guy 2: Yooooooo
by Never Online November 2, 2020
mugGet the Penismug.

quagmires penis

Inside 305 women and 23 kids and counting
Quagmires penis is very white after all that cum
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Penis

Long piece of skin on your waist
Yo look at his penis
by GG Man June 9, 2019
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Penis

Me have penis
by Pepinochino69 November 16, 2020
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Penis

This is a long object that you should shove in your-
“Oh he Has a Huge Penis
Let’s shove it in our-“
by anonymous February 20, 2022
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