Dog-nut

A word to describe an obsessed, narcissistic dog-lover

Dog-lover allows their mutt to jump on people

1 - "These dog-nuts/nutts are disgusting"

by Lime Juice (St. Lucia) August 17, 2022

Nut

A type of shit placed on the ground so you can crawl on the floor with depression eating potatoes and stealing bagles

It's a bird, it's a plane, no its both, oh hey look some nut

by That Gay Guy Across The Street October 3, 2019

You can link my hairly nut

When someone tries to type "you can lick my hairy nut" but has a concave brain. They probably also suck at driving and have a weird obsession with rice and anal.

I only crashed twice this week, you can link my hairly nut!

by SpicyFuckingBalls August 31, 2021

No Nut November

A stupid month that covers up the real problem. The month is actually called "Mowvember" to raise awareness for prostate and testicular cancer along with mens suicide rates. Stop covering it up with No Nut November

John: "Dude it's No Nut November!"
Me: "Stop covering up actual issues."

by Fyredog28 November 2, 2020

nut and back

to stroke someone from the testicals to the tip of the cock

the world is stroken me from the nut and back

by fagatron June 6, 2018

hard nut to crack

Someone or something that is difficult to deal with, understand, or influence.

Joanne is a hard nut to crack, but I think I can get her to agree to the contract.

by ronTheDev July 7, 2022

nut in the soup

An invitation to anal sex

Dude 1:Hey man just nut in the soup
Dude 2: sorry man I don’t swing that way

by VariableY May 18, 2018