Johnny: “she wanted it differently last night !”
Paul: “oh dear me what have you done this time ?”
Johnny: “Nutjazzled nut”
Paul: “what’s that?”
Johnny: “When you take your cockend, dip it into the manuka honey and sprinkle some cracked nuts over it, after that push it right in her!”
Paul: “oh boy, hopefully you’ve had an epipen.”
Paul: “oh dear me what have you done this time ?”
Johnny: “Nutjazzled nut”
Paul: “what’s that?”
Johnny: “When you take your cockend, dip it into the manuka honey and sprinkle some cracked nuts over it, after that push it right in her!”
Paul: “oh boy, hopefully you’ve had an epipen.”
by voyceboy April 20, 2021
Get the Nutjazzled nutmug. When something is absolutely wild, unexpectedly rad, or mind-blowing. Can also be used to describe someone who’s adorably attractive or charming in an offbeat way.
“Bro, that street performer juggling flaming shrimp? Shrimpy nuts.”
“Yo, this Thai place? Shrimpy. Freakin’. Nuts.”
“Did you see her outfit? Total shrimpy nuts vibes.”
“Yo, this Thai place? Shrimpy. Freakin’. Nuts.”
“Did you see her outfit? Total shrimpy nuts vibes.”
by Tremendous Tom April 3, 2025
Get the shrimpy nutsmug. by 1willy April 8, 2011
Get the three nut peanutmug. A person conceived from an anal creampie that ahd dribbled its way into the vagina causing pregnancy of said poonut baby
by Thenigga_BigD December 13, 2017
Get the poo nut babymug. Deez nuts is an expression used to deliberately interrupt or divert a conversation. It is a rather figurative way to show disrespect towards the current topic of discussion. The phrase is often used as the punchline of a setup joke that involves asking someone a vaguely phrased question to solicit a follow-up question in response, typically in the form of one of the five Ws, before yelling out the said phrase in an obnoxious manner.
Me: Do you like parodies?
Victim: Yes
Me: Well, how would you like a pair of deez nuts in your mouth!?
Victim: Yes
Me: Well, how would you like a pair of deez nuts in your mouth!?
by elaboratescanner04 January 21, 2024
Get the deez nutsmug. When someone tries to type "you can lick my hairy nut" but has a concave brain. They probably also suck at driving and have a weird obsession with rice and anal.
by SpicyFuckingBalls August 31, 2021
Get the You can link my hairly nutmug. Celebrities who adopt bat shit crazy religious beliefs and supports and defends their charismatic leader regardless of how debased, perverse, manipulative, or abusive they are.
Examples of nut cuppers in history and current culture:
Tom Cruise is a nut cupper to David Miscavige.
Dieter F. Uchtdorf is a nut cupper for Rusty Nelson.
Porter Rockwell was a Nut cupper to Joseph Smith.
Nut Cupping is recognized by holding the arm to the square, with the forearm extended to a 45 degree angle and holding the hand in cupping shape with the fingers close together. That is the sign. I desire all to receive it.
If you happen to encounter a nut cupper on screen or IRL, it is proper to give them the sign.
Examples of nut cuppers in history and current culture:
Tom Cruise is a nut cupper to David Miscavige.
Dieter F. Uchtdorf is a nut cupper for Rusty Nelson.
Porter Rockwell was a Nut cupper to Joseph Smith.
Nut Cupping is recognized by holding the arm to the square, with the forearm extended to a 45 degree angle and holding the hand in cupping shape with the fingers close together. That is the sign. I desire all to receive it.
If you happen to encounter a nut cupper on screen or IRL, it is proper to give them the sign.
The other day while I was watching Top Gun Maverick, I saw the nut cupper Tom Cruise. I offered the sign up to Tom Cruise during his performance. This did nourish and strengthen me.
by Heber and Rhoda June 14, 2022
Get the Nut Cuppermug.