supercritical nut

A climax so powerful that it causes permanent damage within the male testicular region mainly the balls. Once experiencing this the male usually feels large amounts of euphoria and adrenaline as semen is shot out everywhere draining the males testicles. This massive shot blasts at velocities so powerful it ruptures the inner lining of the genitalia causing permanent damage.

John: Where’s Steve?
Pete: In the hospital.
John: How come?
Pete: He experienced a supercritical nut and needs a ball amputation.
John: Bro, wicked skill issue!

by broken_nova147 June 1, 2021

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post nut

Same as hindsight. Someone says they knew something all along after receiving information but they actually know nothing.

Woman: What's your sign?
Man: I'm a Leo.
Woman: I knew it!
Man: I'm actually a Capricorn.
Woman: That make sense because that is exactly what a Capricorn would do.
Man: You're post nutting I'm actually a Scorpio.

by PapasFritas March 22, 2023

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nuts

nuts it can be good and bad because nuts can be defined as balls or as just plain NUTS, and theres just the food nuts.

1 i want to suck nuts
2 nuts are good
3 see that guys hes nuts

by a guy with NUTS AKA bob March 28, 2022

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Nuts

Another word for “Balls”

Bro why you kicking my nuts

by OS GoST January 8, 2020

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Dietz Nuts

Dietz Nuts are a product of the Dietz & Watson company, who cleverly took part of their name and infused it into popular meme Deez Nuts and made a beautiful hybrid: Dietz Nuts.

"dietz nuts!" "what are those?" "these?" "dietz nuts, dietz and wattson, dietz nuts" "those are nuts?" "dietz nuts arent nuts nuts, these are meat nuts" "those are meat nuts?" "meat nuts" "they're dietz nuts" "i'll get one of those" "grab a handful of dietz nuts" "yuh get a good grip in there" "hey chris, how dietz nuts taste?" "are they delicious?" "what a fun snack”

by Kira_EZMoney July 31, 2022

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