The Glonk

A epic fun pro club

lineup:

Bonerman
Shamoo

Broonaldo
Roslea Rioter
Balvie boi

Kyle ca
Fin bar
Porkie

Greedo
Vincenzo
Cragg

Holy fuck it’s the glonk we better be scared incase they shit all over our wrists and piss on bonermans cat

by The glonk November 10, 2020

Sperm Glove

A condom, for protection against STI’s/STD’s and babies

“Yo mate, I’ve just pulled. Have you any sperm gloves with you?”

by Naho November 12, 2020

Gooch Globbler

When you are the opposite gender of the female and your ass starts to sink up and you somehow get the urge to eat all the "Gooch" in your ass.

Yesterday I pulled a "Gooch Globbler" at your moms house

by Walter bic November 17, 2020

Trebuchets glory

When you fart and the only person to smell it is the person across the room

“Timothy just got hit with the trebuchets glory”

by Jewslayer762 December 16, 2020

Xxx globglogabgalab

Basically, a flesh thing full of shwibbly liber-kind with the embodiment of Xxxtentacion

Hey dude have you heard of the meme Xxx globglogabgalab

by Xxx Globglogabgalab December 18, 2020

burger glove

Euphemism for an exceptionally tight-fitting vagina. It fits like a glove, around your beef.

“Wow, I fucked Stacey last night, and damn she has a burger glove!”

Claudius slowly lowered himself down upon Penelope, and inserted his throbbing manhood into her steamy burger glove.

by W.L. Sinclair 3rd December 30, 2020

Bad Gloop

When you take too many prescriptions painkillers and have diarrhea similar to shitting hot tar for several hours

A: Man I had a bad gloop last night after taking my dad's pain pills

B: Dude how are you not dead

by Bigbenis6969 January 7, 2021