Guinness Baby 

When you take a shit in the morning after a hard night of drinking guinness, and it's pitch black, that's the guinness baby.

Hey nigga come take a look at this guinness baby, it's blacker than your mother!

Guinness Baby by GuinnessLover March 16, 2009

Crack Baby 

A baby conceived with crack jizz, which is produced in the testes of a man who smokes, snorts, or injects cocaine with or into his penis.

Sam: Damn, that bitch is UGLY.
Anna: Yeah, her dad probably shoots crack jizz. She must be a crack baby.
Sam: Man, I feel bad for those crack babies...

Crack Baby by LeSmidgen March 29, 2009

milk-baby 

Putting a baby into a roasting pan 1/4 full of milk and then putting it in the oven with the heat on. This is done when a caucasian baby is born but it is not white enough for the parents, usually the mother. When the child is done cooking the baby is now white enough, like milk. The result is usually a dead baby.

Ted: Have you seen Susan around?
Tom: Didn't you hear? That crazy bitch went to jail for putting her kids in the oven with milk. Wouldn't stop saying "milk-baby, milk-baby"
Ted: WTF?
Tom: WTF is right

milk-baby by ms415 September 19, 2006

barn baby 

A racial slur for a black kid.

I entered Detroit just to face a poor barn baby.

barn baby by Tildo December 2, 2010

kentucky baby 

When your sibling and child decide to have a kid. Also, a combination of grandchild and niece/nephew. Most common among rednecks.

Billy: "Heeey, my brother Larry and my daughter Sally Mae are gittin' hitched!"
Jack: "Weeell, I s'pose we'll have ourselves a lil' kentucky baby runnin' 'round here right soon!"

kentucky baby by katkat September 5, 2008

WATER BABY

a person who cries a lot.

YOU SUCH A WATER BABY!

WATER BABY by leviathan.brood March 20, 2011

my baby wants 

to describe what you are hungry for (usually junk food) as if they were cravings induced by a fictional pregnancy

"salad for lunch?"

"nope, my baby wants KFC"

my baby wants by miss hatt December 9, 2008