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goodnight i love you

“Goodnight I love you” - the thing you say at night to someone you love, to show them that you can set aside any troubles and problems you guys may have, because you love them more than being petty.
*have an argument*

*silents*
Goodnight I love you.
by bubbleT16 February 26, 2021
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I got no more peekos

Dad: Did you break the kitchen window?
Son: No. Maybe the dog Fido did. And yes, I got no more peekos.
Dad: OK, thanks for truthtelling, I guess. FIDO, DID YOU BREAK THE KITCHEN WINDOW?
Fido: Wurf! Indeed yes! But I got no more peekos.
by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 April 5, 2021
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i listen to sweater weather

they are a raging bisexual
“i listen to sweater weather
wait... r u? bi?”
by gordone April 8, 2021
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I love you more.

Said when your significant other is obviously in the wrong, because you do love them more.

Examples as to why this is true:
- They love you even though you're kinda crazy.
- They treat you like you like no other has done before.
- Their smile makes your day better.
- They make you feel safe and secure.
- They give you forehead kisses
- They call you pretty/handsome, etc.
- They always have your back.
- They put up with your crystal obsession.

(They also take the crystals you give to them.)

This is factual evidence, now take a seat. 😐✋🏼

😘
by neonxfades April 26, 2021
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I feel like a god

Feeling like the god of life and death, deciding if someone lives or dies. or just if you wanna kill someone
by Orphanmicrowaver April 30, 2021
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Muggen sopp i skogen

"Muggen sopp i skogen" are moldy mushrooms in the wild.
The Henrik hates the "muggen sopp i skogen", and whenever he sees one while he's on the tur in the skogen, he goes into a temper tantrum and gets a heart attack afterwards, nobody knows why.
Person: Hey Henrik, i think i see a muggen sopp over there, in the skogen.
Henrik: LASJHKØGYAJHKSLØDFYUGASBHJKFGHAVJSDKPDH NEIIIIIII JEG SKAL BANKE DEG ASKODJIUHASJID, FUCK MUGGEN SOPP I SKOGEN!!
by Calern May 6, 2021
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Is what I would've said

When you do something contradictory to whatever the fuck you just said.
I'm gonna die now
*epic not die*
Is what I would've said
by mrrainbow56 May 6, 2021
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