BITCH PLEASE

Basically can be used for anything. From casual conversation with your hoes, to telling off some crazy snyp3masta whose all up in your grill. Works wonders. Can also be used as a filler in absent conversation. Can also be used as a response for things you don't want to respond to with an actual answer.

Example 1:
J: haha you're so funny! we're hilarious
E: lmao BITCH PLEASE

Example 2:
E: you really smell bad...and you're kind of super ugly...
J: BITCH PLEASE.

Example 3:
J: i'm bored
E: bitch please
J: yeah.

Example 4:
J: did you actually write all that stuff in my honesty box?
E: bitch please.

OR

J: do you think i look ugly today?
E: bitch please.

by DAKRU January 2, 2009

A bitch in Heat

An excuse men use to free themselves from actually having to care about what a woman is feeling and what's bothering her

i.e-
Joe: Sarah doesn't want to talk to me. Think I should be sensitive and aske her what's wrong?
John: Fuck no, she's obviously just a bitch in heat

by Rapscallion April 12, 2006

Pwned Bitch!

1. To pwn a noob.
2. Absolute uber pwnage
3. See Pwned,I.E., Pwn

Jerry: U Be Pwned Bitch!
Garcia: ughh, were not on counter strike! it's halo 2 asshole!

by John Thigpin April 30, 2007

bitch lover

This is a word use to describe the "bitch",usually a small white male, in a prison relationship. usually start by the "bitch" dropping a bar a soap. This man is quickly raped and torn a new hole call a buttgina. The "Man" of this relationship use usually 6'5" and has a penis about the size of a baseball bat and his name is always Bubba and his black.
bitch lover my be reverse role depending on the way it is used.
NOUN FORM- MAN
ADJ- BITCH

Prisoner #1"shit shower time"
Prisoner #2"Soap on'a rope"
Bubba "hey there pretty boy"
prisoner #2" your fucked honkey"
Prisoner #1 " I'm no ones bitch!!!"
MID-SHOWER Prisoner #1 Drops the soap
prisoner #1 " I'm done"
Bubba "no your not"
prisoner #1 "yeah i am"
bubba "i didnt see you wash behind your ear or noth'n and you an't gonna waste no fuck'n soap on my watch!"
prisoner #1 "I'm..."
Bubba "going to pick up that damn soap"
prisoner #1 turn around slowly
Bubba "yeaaah that what i like...."
prisoner #2 " BOW CHICA WOW WOAN"
prisoner #3 " hes such a fucking bitch lover"

by Robert Field November 25, 2007

Big Bitch

Any AQ holding in Texas Hold 'em.

References the AK holding called Big Slick

He shoved over the top of me, but all I had was the Big Bitch, so I let it go.

by Bag of Donuts March 29, 2011

necro-bitch

noun, plural necro-bitches,
1.) Derived from the words "necro" meaning dead, and "bitch" meaning modern day slave or excessive whiner; An un-dead whiner.
2.) Female zombie.

Jonathan yells at the zombies banging their heads against the wall: "Hey, necro-bitches, munch on this!"

by WeLuvMovies November 9, 2008

bitch wtf

Lmao why do u wanna know??

You. What does Bitch wtf mean?
Urban Dictionary. Why tf do you wanna know?!

by Your stepdad fucked yo sis. April 12, 2019