jack the shitter

goes into public bathrooms and shits in urinals

ME: Hey Matthew, we are gonna have to start calling you "jack the shitter"

by jackshitmaxxing January 21, 2024

jack farting

Jack fart: (V) to act like a complete goofball or turd shit

*Football team messing around*
Coach: STOP JACK FARTING AROUND!

by Speed6 March 16, 2016

Jack Doyle

if jack doyle slammed me against a wall and i wouldl start barking.

youre too hot to handle Jack Doyle

by irp96 January 27, 2025

cracker jacking

the act of pre ejaculating on a food offering, preferably putting the food in your butt crack after eating mexican food so that it infuses the flavors.

if the persons notices any taste you say cracker jack

the teacher gave muffins to his students, without them realizing it had gone through a cracker jacking process

by 69ArabianNights January 24, 2024

Jack

A very manipulative person who targets woman.

Jack also known as Patrick Batman a very good person.

by Patrick gully March 21, 2022

doppelganger jack

the funniest character in all of borderlands the pre sequel, matched only by his raw might and his desire to go home and not be shot at on the moon (stupid student loans)

Jake: i like FR4g-TR4P
Ryan: shut the fuck up i will fucking laser you with laser eyes
Robert: PaPas gonna shit himself and doppelganger jack is good

by Apieceofchewedgum June 3, 2018

jack saylor

A pure-young innocent little boy that typically endures a very small erectile penis.

That boy over that has a damn jack saylor. It's a shame.

by Big Ben sayl September 21, 2017