by Gerhart Putt January 04, 2024
the new word for a jerk. Usually wearing aviator sunglasses, a polo shirt with the collar popped, and thong sandals. These people usually start their stories with "Dude, i was so wasted last night." and tell them loud enough for everyone to hear
"Did u hear Xander making fun of that girl while she was up in front of the whole class? what a douche bag"
by jewish faced dude October 04, 2011
by nooneyoullfindout October 06, 2012
A person that thinks they're good at a sport, posting constant shit about "grinding😈" Only to then riding the bench come season and complain.
by idubbbz2020 November 29, 2016
A teen/ early 20's male in the late 90's to early 2000's that , like a sheep in a flock, dyed his hair blonde and wore a visor and thought to himself I'm totally awesome.
by Rooster_82 June 04, 2014
Some one with two first names, usually. An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self worth, compounded by a low level of intellegence. Thinks that everyone likes them. Does things for attention.
Did you see Zach guy at the bar last night?
Yeah, he's kind of a douche bag
How do you know?
I mean the guy has two first names...
Yeah, he's kind of a douche bag
How do you know?
I mean the guy has two first names...
by Idontknowyou3 April 17, 2016
A douche bag is a man who has a very high, undeserved, self esteem and confidence. Typically, douche bags also have a high opinion of their personal apperance, whether it is deserved, or not. (Inspired by Family Guy).
1. A dumb woman says "I hope I can smooch a cute Douche Bag in this night club tonight". (Source: Occupation Double, reality tv show.)
2. A douche bag will never understand that he is a douche bag. Or he will interpret as a compliment.
2. A douche bag will never understand that he is a douche bag. Or he will interpret as a compliment.
by Bob Gratton 69 December 01, 2022